Tuesday, June 24, 2008

Writer's Block

I'm all about truth, so here, it is... I drafted a post about my husband getting on my last nerve since he's been off for 4 days, not helping out around here and being a huge wimp (did not use that terminology, either) because he has a cold. I thought it was a little harsh and didn't know if anyone would want to read my venting about the sniffling lump that's been laying on my couch, and rightly so.

Frankly, I could not think of anything clever, smart, funny, or remotely entertaining to share. I stalled. I procrastinated. I surfed the web. I watched Weeds (thumbs up, by the way, almost peed my pants when I saw Celia's makeover!)... but, still, I got nothin'!

Then, lo and behold I found this little gem. It made me almost pee my pants for the second time tonight- (can you say incontinence?) I thought it was friggin' funny or maybe those little bastard beetles are breeding in my head and making me insane.






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12 comments:

Sogeshirtsguy said...

lol maybe he's dating an unseen pixie and thats why he has the microscope. Tinkerbell might have given up on peter pan.

La Madre said...

Oh crap is that a microscope? I thought it was a sewing machine! I love pix like this! If you show us more we can tear them apart until we have really good stories to go with them.

Tenakim said...

I thought it was a sewing machine too, Jen. Microscope gives it a whole new spin... hmmm?

La Madre said...

I change my profile name, another schizophrenic side of me...you noticed, so just keeping everyone on their toes!

Jill said...

That's not a sewing machine? I have been staring at that photo in my reader wondering why some guy in a tux is holding a sewing machine... I thought it was symbolizing that he sewed his own dress clothes.

Clearly my brain is not working tonight.

Deb said...

All I can say is brilliant. The picture is brilliant.

Dawn@Embracing the Ordinary Life said...

Inspiration comes when you need it most..I would have loved to hear your grumpy lump story...My blog with them most comments was the one about my crabby husband...it's always nice to know I'm not the only one who's husband get's on her nerves when he's home...Share next time...SHARE!!

Tiffany said...

All I can say is WTF? HAHA And I just saw that you added me to your blogroll and about had a heart attack. OMG you're the first to add me. Thank you!!! Now I can say Tena was my first. LOL

C said...

That is funny! I can't even...you're right. No explanation!
~Christy

Tena said...

that sewing machine is awfully small, maybe it is really a bedazzler and his date needed help with her dress??? Really that part trumps the UPS van in the ditch, lol

Ann said...

"A sewing machine in the hand is worth a UPS truck in the bush"??????
(Maybe an old quote we don't know about?!?)

Mrs4444 said...

I'm worried about you. Except for the Weeds part; that show rocks!