20 Things I will never do

Jen at Cheaper Than Therapy posted this meme for anyone to take. I see people say they've been "tagged" to do a meme, I assume that means someone "asks" you to do one(?)... I wasn't asked or tagged and never have been, but I was always the last one picked for kickball in grade school, too! So here goes:

20 Things I will never do:

1.) Be considered "sweet". I'm perfectly nice and likeable, but I'm too honest, realistic, blatent, outspoken... you get the idea.

2.) Be computer savvy!

3.) Eat broccoli- I am a person that has a strong sense of smell and broccoli stinks, thus it will NEVER go in my mouth!

4.) Eat seafood- see reason #3

5.) Like black and white movies (they bore me!)

6.) Be relaxed- being uptight is a part of me!

7.) Be satisfied with my appearance- what can I say, I'm superficial when it comes to myself- I easily see beauty in everyone else!

8.) Lose my sense of humor

9.) Like to read

10.) Get rid of my strech marks- They don't look like strech marks-they look like I was in a bad cat fight with a mountain lion and I had to get surgery to stop the bleeding and the surgery went awry!

11.) Stop using profanity- I don't know what's wrong with me- I have a potty mouth!

12.) Not be annoyed to high hell about simple grammatical errors. Yes, that is a double negative and it's like nails down a chalk board!!!

13.) Be rich, but I will always dream of it!

14.) Regret my life or mistakes I've made. I choose to learn from them.

15.) Forget my friends- even if we don't talk all of the time, I'll always be there for them when they need me.

16.) Get a belly ring or wear a midriff showing bikini - see reason # 10

17.) Have a pet- don't even go there- I've heard it all- We all have allergies and I am a neat freak!

18.) Choose to eat something salty over something chocolatey (now it could be a tie in the case of chocolate covered pretzels)

19.) Be a vegetarian- I'm carniverous- like my steak medium rare and bloody-grosses my husband out!

20.) Stop looking for a deal- I'm cheap, I mean frugal.

Ok, there it is, phew... that was harder than I thought! Thanks for the material on a brain dead day, Jen!