20 Things I will never do:
1.) Be considered "sweet". I'm perfectly nice and likeable, but I'm too honest, realistic, blatent, outspoken... you get the idea.
2.) Be computer savvy!
3.) Eat broccoli- I am a person that has a strong sense of smell and broccoli stinks, thus it will NEVER go in my mouth!
4.) Eat seafood- see reason #3
5.) Like black and white movies (they bore me!)
6.) Be relaxed- being uptight is a part of me!
7.) Be satisfied with my appearance- what can I say, I'm superficial when it comes to myself- I easily see beauty in everyone else!
8.) Lose my sense of humor
9.) Like to read
10.) Get rid of my strech marks- They don't look like strech marks-they look like I was in a bad cat fight with a mountain lion and I had to get surgery to stop the bleeding and the surgery went awry!
11.) Stop using profanity- I don't know what's wrong with me- I have a potty mouth!
12.) Not be annoyed to high hell about simple grammatical errors. Yes, that is a double negative and it's like nails down a chalk board!!!
13.) Be rich, but I will always dream of it!
14.) Regret my life or mistakes I've made. I choose to learn from them.
15.) Forget my friends- even if we don't talk all of the time, I'll always be there for them when they need me.
16.) Get a belly ring or wear a midriff showing bikini - see reason # 10
17.) Have a pet- don't even go there- I've heard it all- We all have allergies and I am a neat freak!
18.) Choose to eat something salty over something chocolatey (now it could be a tie in the case of chocolate covered pretzels)
19.) Be a vegetarian- I'm carniverous- like my steak medium rare and bloody-grosses my husband out!
20.) Stop looking for a deal- I'm cheap, I mean frugal.
Ok, there it is, phew... that was harder than I thought! Thanks for the material on a brain dead day, Jen!