Sunday, June 15, 2008

porno e-mails and bad hair days

Well, it's official- I've sold my soul to the devil. My fiasco yesterday with the attempted ringtone purchase must have allowed some spam into my email account and it keeps coming (no pun intended!) P3n1s enlargement and D 1 ck enhancement are convinced that I am in need of their services! No, I am not intersted in 6+ inches, need no help pleasing my woman, and do not want the ability to go all night long!

As if I need more to piss me off, I'm dealing with a bad haircut! In a pinch, last night, I NEEDED a haircut, didn't have much time, so I ran to a local chain, I'll call them Outrageous Jack's.

The girl that cut my hair seemed peeved and took it out on my head. There were actual tears coming from my eyes during my shampoo (and I do not have a tender head!) Then to the chair, she was just as rough with the cut. I have very fine hair and mentioned that my hair needs to have a little "razor" cutting done to it. I don't think she had that razor tool. I'm pretty sure she just decided to PULL some of my hair out to add the texture I desired. I had the worst headache when I walked out of there!

I went to the website as soon as I got home and entered a less than satisfactory survey of my whiplash, I mean, haircut. Since I am so cheap, I will try and live with this mop that is my haircut for about a month until I can justify paying for a real hairdresser. So, here's to a month of bad hair days!



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11 comments:

Manic Mom said...

I hate a bad hair cut, it's the worse. I would ask for my money back. You are so beautiful, I'm sure you can pull off any hair cut!

Tena said...

ack! I hate when someone gives bad hair cuts, it ruins your mood for days. A hair cut is suppose to lift your spirits, not the opposite! I am sure you look great, and I hope when you go back in next month, you get just what you want!!
{{{ hugs }}}

Crazed Mom said...

Nothing sucks like a bad haircut. I'm sorry you have one.

I myself would enjoy 6 more inches of penis.......got that email addy around? LOL.

C said...

I used to get those emails too, (when I had a yahoo account) and I was so afraid one of my kids was going to read something inappropriate that I shut that one down and bought an email address of my own with 3 SPAM filters (voila! no more porn!) Now I just write inappropriate stuff that they're not supposed to read on my own website so I have something else to worry about.
~Christy
http://www.heavyonthecaffeine.com

Jill said...

My husband looks at watch websites and work out websites... and anytime he googles something with XL in it - whammo, we get the porn e-mails. I have my spam filter set to the highest degree - sometimes it works, more often it doesn't.

A bad haircut can ruin an entire month for me. I'm still growing out a bad one from 2 years ago... it just won't grow away!

The Mom said...

Oh crap, I hate coming out of the salon unhappy (which is always)...I'm sorry for your tortuous time! Here's to a better Monday and fewer "member" enhancing spams!

Deb said...

Ok, I can totally handle porno emails, but seriously, a bad haircut is just enough to send me over the edge. I think I might rather clean up puke. Wow, did I just say that?

Dawn@Embracing the Ordinary Life said...

Oh my...so sorry about the hair abuse...

Tiffany said...

HAHA I get those SAME e-mails. I swear I don't sign up for anything. And good luck with your haircut. I'm currently sporting a disaster as well. I told my stylist she could make my bangs shorter. HUGE mistake. So here's to us and our shitty hair. LOL

Momo Fali said...

Aw! I'm sorry! I hate bad hair cuts, and it sounds like you were handled pretty rough in the process! Thank goodness it always grows back.

Ann said...

O.K. now.
Time for pictures of your fabulous hat collection!