porno e-mails and bad hair days

Well, it's official- I've sold my soul to the devil. My fiasco yesterday with the attempted ringtone purchase must have allowed some spam into my email account and it keeps coming (no pun intended!) P3n1s enlargement and D 1 ck enhancement are convinced that I am in need of their services! No, I am not intersted in 6+ inches, need no help pleasing my woman, and do not want the ability to go all night long!

As if I need more to piss me off, I'm dealing with a bad haircut! In a pinch, last night, I NEEDED a haircut, didn't have much time, so I ran to a local chain, I'll call them Outrageous Jack's.

The girl that cut my hair seemed peeved and took it out on my head. There were actual tears coming from my eyes during my shampoo (and I do not have a tender head!) Then to the chair, she was just as rough with the cut. I have very fine hair and mentioned that my hair needs to have a little "razor" cutting done to it. I don't think she had that razor tool. I'm pretty sure she just decided to PULL some of my hair out to add the texture I desired. I had the worst headache when I walked out of there!

I went to the website as soon as I got home and entered a less than satisfactory survey of my whiplash, I mean, haircut. Since I am so cheap, I will try and live with this mop that is my haircut for about a month until I can justify paying for a real hairdresser. So, here's to a month of bad hair days!