I spent the day reloading my arsenal and unloading it on their asses! I've never been a big fan of Japanese culture: food, movies, kimonos, and now, their bugs! I thought this was fitting.
As I was out in the yard trying to save my trees, bushes and plants from a deathly fate such as this poor guy that I was unable to save:
I ran across something equally as traumatic as the horrific spawns of beetles hatching out of my lawn. At first, I thought it was a toy. I assure you it was not a toy. When I realized it wasn't a toy, it warranted an exclamatory what the fuck is that?!
It was the shape of a lobster, be it a miniature lobster. But being that it wasn't a lobster , it was a bug, IT WAS GIGANTIC!!! (and luckily dead or I would be in the psych ward right now!)
Seeing as how I was worried that the size wouldn't translate in a picture, I thought I would use something to compare it to...Enter the not quite as happenin' clean cut Bathtub Gangsta's brother (his brother from another mother)... that's the gargantuan bug on his lap- that's where it landed when I got very brave, with gloves and threw it by one of its claws!
All rights to Bathtub Gangsta belong to the hilariously funny (and maybe drunk, I'm not sure- definitely a little loopy from Sharpie fumes, anyway) Sue at Happy Meals & Happy Hour- if you haven't been there- go there now and read everything and cross your legs or grab some Depends because she's got some funny shit over there- she's on my sidebar- yes, I'm still too stupid to figure out how to link her for you!
Honest, this is the toy that my daughter grabbed me when I asked for a toy for the picture! The blogger gods were looking down on me!