Thursday, October 23, 2008

Thursday- Mystery Guest Post #5

This is reminiscent of one of my guests posts that I've done- we clearly have a similar lack of direction. And the tampon reference... if you're not a regular visitor, you may not know that we "rock with our tampon out" around here! Who do you think it is?
Mystery Guest Post #5


It is a cool fall afternoon and I have so much to do. I've procrastinated all day and I am certain that I'll be dialing for pizza because I can't cook dinner tonight. Why? Because I completely forgot that I was picked to be one of Tenakim's mystery bloggers. I think I've got massive memory loss lately. How could I forget Tena?


Just when I thought how bad it was that I had to write a blog for Tena, I remembered this: I have no dammed clue what to write about. My mind is completely void. I haven't had a good night's sleep in two days. I have twelve projects going on at once and I keep committing to more. My kids think it's hysterical that my eyes seem permanently crossed. Apparently it's a good look for me.


So, I'm still thinking. I'm writing and thinking. Thinking and writing. Should I write about the jackwad who cut me off in the Target parking lot? No. He doesn't deserve a mention. Should I write about the fact that I bought three bags of Halloween candy and told the kids that it was completely off limits...and then I broke into one of the bags and had some when they weren't looking? No. That's not interesting or funny. The kids follow the rules and I break them. I deserve the ass I'm going to be sporting for eating like this.


I'm out of ideas. My mind is so empty it's almost enjoyable. I want to write this incredibly witty blog with all sorts of thrilling details of my day. Unfortunately there aren't any thrilling details. What do you want from me? I could make something up but I'm too busy sneaking candy to deal with that. Fact is, I'm stressed out. I think Tena is one of the most rocking bloggers out there and I can't come up with a flipping subject to write about. I'm fairly sure no one wants to hear that PMS is creeping up. I've been a total jerk all week...fluctuating between crying like a baby and yelling at people in traffic when they really didn't do anything. It's even worse that I am so stressed that I spent 15 minutes in Target deciding between Super or Regular Tampons. Pearl or Sport version? Scented or Unscented? Really, does it matter if they are scented or unscented?? WHO THE HELL SNIFFS A TAMPON? Yuck.


That's enough. I'm sorry Tena. I totally suck. I suck at guest blogging and now I need some more candy and maybe a glass of wine. Or sleep. Maybe I'll just go sniff a scented tampon. I promise if you ever, ever dare to ask me back to blog again, I'll be really prepared. Have a great vacation.
Mystery Guest Post #5

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13 comments:

jill jill bo bill said...

I think that post is from Amy amy bo bamy. Only because Target was mentioned. She lives there, ya know. I mean she has a bed in the back and all.

bookstorebetty said...

I think I'm fired from guessing games forever. But as for the post, oh lord have I been there. The days when you yell at your kids and then think, "why in the heck did I just yell at them for that?" but you're too annoyed with nothing to apologize. Or was that just me?

Annie said...

Yep....Amy Amy Bo Bamey!

DJane said...

Oh I feel like this all the time. LOL Maybe that is why I don't post daily, can't force myself.

Deb said...

I'm going with Amy amy too!

By the way, whoever you are, that was a fun post! I liked it!

georgie said...

I am gonna go out ona limb and say amybo and NOt because i saw jills and annies responses...cuz we all know I got that 6th sense thang goin on...i kid i kid okay i saw jill and annies comeents BUT in my defense TARGET is a dead giveaway for amybo however she has been helpin me with sss so i am not sure she has had time to go to target oh wait she has a bed in the back thats right...

on a side note the word verification while it be the debbil...is an easy one today 'pnesto' lol i will surely get this comment posted the 1st time ;-)

Jay @halftime lessons said...

Man I suck at guessing these... I was SURE it was ME shopping for tampons.

Amy Amy Bo Bamey said...

Just wanted to say "HI" I am blogging LIVE right now from the backroom of "TARGET". They just changed all my bedding to the latest Issac Mizrahi collection to see how I liked it. By the way I totally chose the Super Absorbency and the Unscented because I have a beautiful scent of my own :)

My hormones are getting better now and I am not quite the jerk I was last week. I am feeling better now that the cart guy is watching the kids while I am laying on my bed eating bon bon's. I wish the forklift guy would quiet down he is disturbing my inner peace!!

I can't believe you all think this was me guest posting!! Man, I either go to Target entirely too much or my guest posting self esteem has truly showed before :)

Tena said...

like everyone else, this feels like it might be Amy Amy Bo Bamy, if it's not, the real writer totally threw us all of the trail!
LOL

Eudea-Mamia said...

I'm so going with Tena at Punky Monkey's on this one - I think your comment was a red herring. Tricky monkey, you.

Em

Terri said...

oh this is freakin' funny. Who does sniff tampons? And Amy? Blogging from the backroom at Target! I laughed outloud!

Diva said...

Oh God. I'm so relieved to find out I'm not the only one in the world who steals the candy when the kids aren't looking. I do it to curb my PMS symptoms.

Aunt Flo does a number on me for a full friggin week every single month of my life since puberty.

Susan in the Psych Ward said...

Just going with Amy... peer pressure got to me...