Tell me this idea doesn't suck!

Overwhelmed (ō'vər-hwělm', -wělm'): the feeling you get when you sit at the computer after not having blogged all weekend because you had to sweat your ass off (unfortunately, not literally) at 8 soccer/volleyball/baseball games in 2 days, having school meetings coming out the nose, leaving for vacation in 6 days, trying to lose a record amount of weight in those 6 days and the thought of packing for 6 people and a 12 hour drive makes you want to throw up- all the while having to listen to 4 kids screaming ( the same ones that made you throw up during your 12 hour drive) because they are home from school. I'm pretty sure that's close to Webster's version and brings you up to date with what's going on with me.

Last night I had a dream... I'm a regular Martin Luther King, Jr.- without the positivity! I dreamt of a Mystery Guest Posting contest. Now, I avoid contests like the plague because there are too many rules, but ya'll are way smarter than I am and I have confidence that you can follow.

Now my brain hasn't completely translated my dream yet, but first things first. I need guest posters that are willing to write a post that is anonymous. Then commenters will guess each day who they think wrote that post ( from someone in my blogroll), by clues, writing style, bra size, whatever. (I will also need to update my blogroll- if you send me your info- I will add you- I'm kind of a loser and need you to remind me of this stuff once in a while- my apologies!)

When I return, I will go through and see who got the most number of correct answers and I will send a lame t-shirt rockin' souvenir from my travels to the winner.

So who's up for it? Anyone? Bueller? Bueller? Leave a comment and I will contact you privately.