In an effort to keep you coming back for more and giving them comment love- I am going to try to buy you off. That's right, I'm not above bribery. So tell everyone you know that they could WIN something and get their asses over here!
All you have to do is tell me the most embarrassing thing that has happened to you on vacation. Did you throw up on a roller coaster? Maybe you peed in a Pepsi can in the car so you didn't have to go to a rest stop while talking about it on a walkie- talkie to your sister's car and the frequency picked up complete strangers listening to you talking about not having 'good aim' and how the opening of a Pepsi can is far too small of a hole for a woman to be expected to pee in (oh, wait, that was me!) Anyway, you could win this:
You can find this at Unique Diva Boutique along with cute hair bows like this:
The winner can choose between the cupcake bath bomb or your choice of hair bow (go see all the different ones!) OR- if you want it to be all about you (and who doesn't) you can choose a Mineral Girlz eye shadow or lip gloss from the same site (men- every woman likes a lip gloss!)
I will pick a winner from those brave admissions of mortification. Thanks to Unique Diva Boutique! Go and visit- some fun stuff!
On to today's Mystery Guest Post: Today's has a clue- the title is:
"Colder Than a Witch's ..."
The clue? This person does not use the word "tit"- that should narrow it down, right? ... I present Mystery Guest Post #4...
Dear Lovely State that I Live In,
There's something called transitions.
Look into it!
I swear there is no easing into anything around these parts.
Either super hot and we're all whining that we're sweaty and can't cool down.
Or we are freezing our buttocks off.
No in-between, ever.
Today is a cold day. My fingers are actually numb as I type.
My coffee that was just poured into my new mug is now tepid at best.
I'm wrapped in a blanket, socks on and i'm chattery.
Last week I had the A/C on all day. And, by A/C I mean the freakishly small window unit that cools down a 4 foot square space in front of it pretty darn well.
The baby is screaming for her "big money."
That's her one dollar silver coin that's lost.
It's going to be a doozy of a day.
Mystery Guest Post #4