Monday, October 6, 2008

I Received a Misspelled Award and Couldn't Be Happier!

I wanted to thank you all for bashing your husbands in comments yesterday- all for my sanity, how sweet! Sad thing is, my husband is guilty of every little cutesy pet peeve you guys mentioned! Except for that bitch, Annie, whose biggest problem is that her husband HUGS HER TOO MUCH- call in the divorce attorney and bring me a bucket so I can yak in it, please! (You know I luv ya, Annie- you just make me want to puke.)

And Mark, sweet Mark, who left a comment that his wife "is perfect"! Major points, seriously, dude! For reading, commenting at all, and realizing what he has... you totally deserve some!

My issues are more along the lines of the comments by Soulfully Blonde and Jen at Daily Mish Mash- grumpy and nasty- and not in the good way (I'm hoping it's a midlife crisis) so I want to really thank you for your honesty!

I also received an award this morning:

Thanks so much Because I Said So! So now I must list 6 things that make me happy and pass it on to 6 others.

1.) My daughter scoring a goal last night at her soccer game- Yay!

2.) I think I killed the mole that has been tearing up my lawn!

3.) Twitter during the debates- the drinking games help!

4.) Chocolate (and the thought of being able to eat it again, someday)- The UPS man just delivered my Chocolate fountain- I borrowed one and liked it so much, I bought one! I will not take it out of the box until AFTER vacation, though!

5.) Losing weight- 4LBS and counting- Friday is my 'scale day'.

6.) My bloggy friends!!!

I'm throwing this award out to some of my newer bloggy friends that I wouldn't have met were it not for Twitter. They all deserve this award and here is why... Now I pass this award on to...

Twisted Lisa- She has the same birthday as me and I'm DYING to know why she was invited to be on Dr. Phil!

Back to Barnwell- He's cute and makes us cougars feel young again on Twitter!

Daily Mish Mash- Jen is very cool, I get her and she has a weird obsession with pop culture like I do.

Short Pump Preppy- Her kids call her Twitter friends 'Twats' and I think that is GOLD!

Blessings from Above- She's Barbie doll perfection!

McMommy Chronicles- She freaking made chicken soup for her whiny ass husband that has a cold (and I'm pretty sure she did it with a smile)- she's just too good and could use some of my corruption and bad influence another award!

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McMommy said...

And you know the thanks I got? "That chicken soup made my stomach feel weird."


Thank you for my award!! That totally erased the Man Cold aggravation from my mind!!

Linda S said...

You are most def one of the best twats I follow! Thanks for the award!!

Honeybell said...

I can't wait to get all obnoxious on Twitter tonite! Still can't get over the HAWTNESS of this template!

Jen said...

Maybe we can start a Wives of Grumpy Husbands Club. You could be president and I'll be VP. I want to bust out some winks and you betcha's at our next meeting.

Thanks for the award!

Blessings From Above said...

Awww...thanks so much for the award! I love it. But, Barbie doll perfection??? Since when does Barbie's boobs hang to her knees? And don't even get me started on my wrinkles.

BTW, your new blog-lift is so cool - just like you!

Cheryl said...

I haven't had a husband in 7.5 years and he's a world class jackass. Such is why he's my ex-husband.

I think I'm going to go with living in sin as my next move...that way I'll never have a shit assed husband again. Although I know that the delicious man in my life could never, ever come close to being like the ex-orcist.

Twisted Lisa said...

Thanks girlfriend!!!!!!

jill jill bo bill said...

How in the hell have I missed your last 3 posts? I have a ton of catching up to do!