Finally, freaks find me from Google!

I have been watching The Weather Channel, CNN, and FOX News for minute to minute coverage of Hurricane Ike. I'm not quite sure what my deal is, but am confident that my obsession with natural disasters is officially a sickness!

So for the few minutes that I could pull myself away from the television and do my obligational blog surfing, I find that a lot of people are making posts out of their Google Analytics (GA) Keywords.

I hooked up GA for just this reason! I heard people's blogs were being searched for the freaking funniest searches ever!!! For two months now, I've been sadly disappointed in my Keyword searches and apparently my ability to write posts that lead some very sick people to my posts (that is probably a little wrong of me- but I find it entertaining!)

So, finally, today, I have found some that are somewhat, post worthy, yeah for sick perverted people!

***Taking Tums with Xanax?

(not that funny, but very much a recurring theme on my searches. It's a real problem out there and people need answers and I guess I'm kind of an expert!)

***Beebs Porn

(SOOOO not funny, since Beebs is the "blog" name I use for my 3 year old! I'm truly hoping that the class act redneck meant to type "Boobs porn"!)

***Tired of him not caring about my needs in bed

(again, not really funny, but a recurring theme. Several searches for this one, but I'm not sure at all why they were directed to my site! I have never gone there!!!- but then I saw this one...)

***Bondage Therapy Service

(Oh, that's why!- well, I guess I am an expert, then)

***Love to look at my step mom in the shower

(WTF??? I don't know what else to say, but WTF? I am truly concerned for that person!)

***Rockin with my tampon out

(granted, this probably directed to me from a royally fucked up dream that I mentioned in a post, but in my context, you knew it was a DREAM and I wasn't "rockin"- I'm just puzzled by this- it brings a blur of several weird images to my mind that are just wrong!)


AND FINALLY, the one that I am most proud of...

***MILF Redtube

(For those good folks out there, Redtube is an online free porn site- it's all the rage- my husband told me! And MILF is what I aspire to be- that since I am married and can't be a cougar. Judge me, if you may, I am gleaming with pride over this one!!!)