Saturday, September 13, 2008

Finally, freaks find me from Google!

I have been watching The Weather Channel, CNN, and FOX News for minute to minute coverage of Hurricane Ike. I'm not quite sure what my deal is, but am confident that my obsession with natural disasters is officially a sickness!

So for the few minutes that I could pull myself away from the television and do my obligational blog surfing, I find that a lot of people are making posts out of their Google Analytics (GA) Keywords.

I hooked up GA for just this reason! I heard people's blogs were being searched for the freaking funniest searches ever!!! For two months now, I've been sadly disappointed in my Keyword searches and apparently my ability to write posts that lead some very sick people to my posts (that is probably a little wrong of me- but I find it entertaining!)

So, finally, today, I have found some that are somewhat, post worthy, yeah for sick perverted people!

***Taking Tums with Xanax?

(not that funny, but very much a recurring theme on my searches. It's a real problem out there and people need answers and I guess I'm kind of an expert!)

***Beebs Porn

(SOOOO not funny, since Beebs is the "blog" name I use for my 3 year old! I'm truly hoping that the class act redneck meant to type "Boobs porn"!)

***Tired of him not caring about my needs in bed

(again, not really funny, but a recurring theme. Several searches for this one, but I'm not sure at all why they were directed to my site! I have never gone there!!!- but then I saw this one...)

***Bondage Therapy Service

(Oh, that's why!- well, I guess I am an expert, then)

***Love to look at my step mom in the shower

(WTF??? I don't know what else to say, but WTF? I am truly concerned for that person!)

***Rockin with my tampon out

(granted, this probably directed to me from a royally fucked up dream that I mentioned in a post, but in my context, you knew it was a DREAM and I wasn't "rockin"- I'm just puzzled by this- it brings a blur of several weird images to my mind that are just wrong!)


AND FINALLY, the one that I am most proud of...

***MILF Redtube

(For those good folks out there, Redtube is an online free porn site- it's all the rage- my husband told me! And MILF is what I aspire to be- that since I am married and can't be a cougar. Judge me, if you may, I am gleaming with pride over this one!!!)



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17 comments:

amelia bedelia said...

redtube, huh? kidding!

there are some sickos out there!

jill jill bo bill said...

I need to learn how to do this. Hell, I need a class. I have issues with twitter. I need resource blogging 101.

BTW, I am still alive.

The Mom said...

that might explain a bit more of my "tube" keywords too...i had "aged mom tube" and "mom friend big boob tube 8"

lovely...

poor beebs, i think they can't spell worth a shit! LOL

Tiffany said...

You so totally rock out with your tampon out! LOL

Deb said...

tampon, red tube...anyone see a connection here?

jaime said...

this is hysterical! i signed up for this for the same reason when i read about it over at Sue's place...haven't gone there yet to see if i have any hits- now i have to figure it out!

Amy Amy Bo Bamey said...

Beebs Porn

LOLOLOLOL Beebs would just say Fluck It!!

MILF......You Hot Thang You!!

Now I got to go check out mine and see what kind of wonky stuff is on there.

Linda S said...

Hi, found you thru a google search. Wondered about the effects of taking tums with xanax while using feminine products.

Thanks for your help, I hear you are the go to girl...

georgie said...

LOL...loved it Tena! I finally added GA but apparently i am so boring no one even searches for any of my words...ahhhhh such is life

Dawn@Embracing the Ordinary Life said...

Oh...I wonder why these people don't comment...hmmm..."hey btw, I found your blog looking for beebs porn"...LOL

Patrice said...

lmao these are great! Everytime I read one of these posts, I always go check my keywords, and I am sadly disappointed everytime! I guess I should write about more obscure topics like rocking with my tampon out and you know, porn, of course.

Cheryl said...

found you thru Ann Again...and Again. Your blog is awesome! I'm laughing over here.... ;)

HappyHourSue said...

Ha1 Wouldn't it be great to create a badge for your site: "Redtube Milf."

HappyHourSue said...

p.s does jill jill bo bill know amy amy bo bamey?

just a girl... said...

and I thought I was queen of porn. Reality Kings is one of my favorites and yes I am headed straight to redtube now.

Jill said...

Oh I love hearing about these searches!!! Yours are pretty out there - bless those people who come up to your blog!

Annie said...

Sweet. I need some blogging 101 as well!