Monday, October 13, 2008

Unrelated Crap

So I got great feedback yesterday on my dream/contest/idea. You have convinced me that it doesn't completely suck so I'm going to run with it. I will be putting each name that said they were game (some may have e-mailed me privately- I can't make it that easy), into a hat and draw names to see who it will be. I will contact you tonight and let you know to get your ass movin' start compiling your brilliance! For those of you who are not "the chosen ones", remember to stop in Oct. 19-26 to make your guesses from anyone in my blogroll. Time to start cramming- go visit them!

In completely unrelated news...

Good news: I will not have to bring my son to the endodontist once a week for the next 6 weeks!

Bad News: Unfortunately during our first x-ray visit last night, the tooth had already gone dead and my son was swooped in for an emergency root canal at 7PM! He seemed to have gotten through it just fine. I, on the other hand, watched the whole thing and had NO anesthesia and MY GOD! That boy's mouth served as a human pin cushion! My suggestion, don't watch a root canal!

Isn't it a shame that I just made that about me- and while I'm at it- my dental insurance sucks! I had to drop 4 bills on it (that's $400 for those that don't have a policeman husband that works in the inner city ghetto to keep them upraised on current slang- I'm so down with it)- paid up front, of course! Peanut butter sandwiches will be the house specialty on vacation! I hate peanut butter so maybe I'll actually lose weight while on vacation!

In more unrelated crap:

Beebs has been dealing with a tummy ache. Why, you ask? Well, that would, apparently, be because she has been fighting the "urge". The urge for Number 2, dropping a deuce, dropping the kids off at the pool, BM, however you like to express it- it wasn't happening. Why, you ask?

"Because princesses don't poop, silly!"

So we have a long talk explaining that the princesses' servants
prepare her lots of fancy meals. The food needs to come out
somehow (and everyone knows that princesses do NOT purge) or the
princess would be a crampy bloated bitch. I think she
got it. She did her business and is running around today with a new

"Poop is good!"

I will leave you with those wise words today!

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Anonymous said...

I am all over the page redo!! Who did it?!

Honeybell said...

LMFAO @ 'princesses don't poop'!

That is why I need a girl!

because I said so said...

Big One has the same poop aversion.....a capful of Miralax in her lemonade and we're good to go!

Beth said...

How funny!! Made me think of that book called Everybody poops!! :) Ha!

Eudea-Mamia said...

My niece did the same thing - good Lord, this Princess Crap needs to stop.

Ooops, sorry, that's what got you in the mess.

And A-to-the-Men "because i said so!" Miralax keeps Youngest happy, which makes Mama happy. I gladly shell out $12 for the industrial-sized container. Worth every penny.


The Mom said...

LMAO at the pooper...dropping a deuce, and how rude that no one offered YOU anesthesia for your son's root canal!

Deb said...

No wonder I'm not a princess. I #2 way too much.

Kirby3131 said...
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Kirby3131 said...

We'll try this again lol

Well, this was a fun introduction to you! I'm part of the Secret Santa Soiree (I'm Kristin on the list) - So I laughed out loud and my Husband asked what was so funny - so I told him - Poop! lol

I do not plan on watching a root canal, but unfortunately I have had one. I hope that your son is doing well.

Have a fablous day and if you get a chance, stop by my place this week. I'm having a Birthday Week Giveaway.

Sabrae said...

LOL!!!!! OMG!!!! That is tooo funny!! (the pooping story) So sorry that your son had to have a root canal!!! OMG!!! And I thought that having wisdom teeth removed was awful :(

georgie said...

I was to friggin late to apply to the annon guest blogger post...shitfuckdamnitfuck...if you dont pick me i'm gonna hafta have sex with my husband geeshh

Linda S said...

had to go through the kid with root canal too...sorry it sucks.

jill jill bo bill said...

I am so getting a tsirt with Beeb's saying.

Tiffany said...

Well my kid refuses to poo at daycare because he only wants me or hubby to wipe his ass. I've got a year to teach him to wipe it himself. I have no idea how to do that. LOL