In completely unrelated news...
Good news: I will not have to bring my son to the endodontist once a week for the next 6 weeks!
Bad News: Unfortunately during our first x-ray visit last night, the tooth had already gone dead and my son was swooped in for an emergency root canal at 7PM! He seemed to have gotten through it just fine. I, on the other hand, watched the whole thing and had NO anesthesia and MY GOD! That boy's mouth served as a human pin cushion! My suggestion, don't watch a root canal!
Isn't it a shame that I just made that about me- and while I'm at it- my dental insurance sucks! I had to drop 4 bills on it (that's $400 for those that don't have a policeman husband that works in the inner city ghetto to keep them upraised on current slang- I'm so down with it)- paid up front, of course! Peanut butter sandwiches will be the house specialty on vacation! I hate peanut butter so maybe I'll actually lose weight while on vacation!
In more unrelated crap:
Beebs has been dealing with a tummy ache. Why, you ask? Well, that would, apparently, be because she has been fighting the "urge". The urge for Number 2, dropping a deuce, dropping the kids off at the pool, BM, however you like to express it- it wasn't happening. Why, you ask?
"Because princesses don't poop, silly!"
So we have a long talk explaining that the princesses' servants
prepare her lots of fancy meals. The food needs to come out
somehow (and everyone knows that princesses do NOT purge) or the
princess would be a crampy bloated bitch. I think she
got it. She did her business and is running around today with a new
"Poop is good!"
I will leave you with those wise words today!