Damn life is getting in the way of wit, today. My husband is pissing me off. Trying to write a post without incriminating myself
I need a pick me up. I'm usually envious of women that have sweet doting husbands, but today is one of those days when I am jealous of single women! Drop me some comment love and tell me what your significant other does that just urks you.
If you don't comment, I will have to assume that I am the only woman in the world married to a buffoon- that can't be! If you have to - lie! Say his feet sweat, he doesn't know your zip code, phone number, or kid's ages, or he uses coupons in my car as dental floss- just a few ideas.
Whatever you do, do NOT tell me how perfect your significant other is- I can't take it- not today!