Not necessarily funny, but sincere

You are in the right place- don't go anywhere! It's still me. I haven't changed. I just felt like I needed a little pick me up. So I scheduled a consultation with the one of the best doctors and explained I was looking a little tired and was wanting me-only better!

So whaddya think? I freaking love it! It's young and fresh and I feel great! The doctor has been doing a lot of nipping and tucking and I think she does great work! Jen, I'm saving my money for next time, it's a tummy tuck!

Maybe the new place will get the attention of some of the people that I allienated yesterday. Give me and inch, I'll take a mile!

Yesterday I rambled. I said things that were totally honest, but maybe I should have kept in my crazy head, who knows.


The comments didn't start rolling in, and I was pretty sure I "crossed the line" for some folks. Have you ever written a post where you heart beats a little faster when you open up a new comment? Yeah, well that was me- I was scurred!

Anyhow, it made me think of a skit from a show "Kids in the Hall". I couldn't find the video, but here is a link to the text. The first time I saw it, I cracked up! Then again, I think I was 14. In hindsight, maybe it's not that funny, I don't know. The point is, whenever I do something that I regret and kind of think I went too far, I think of this sketch. So, I want to say, I'm sorry I caused all that cancer.