Thursday, October 16, 2008

71% Bitch- 21% Bossy Control Freak- 9%People Pleaser

First, let me say that I am a bitch... 71% to be exact. I'm not quite sure why that woman is biting the head off of a rubber ducky? That wasn't one of the questions. I didn't know that was "bitch" criteria???

You Are 71% Bitchy

While you may not think of yourself as the ice queen, admit it, you're often in a bad mood.

And it's those around you who often bear the brunt of your annoyance, even if they haven't done anything wrong!

I didn't really need this test to figure that out (I actually came out better than I thought I would have!) Thanks- Soulfully Blonde for this. It was eye opening that I'm only 71% bitchy! My husband BEGS to differ "tell them to live with you"- yeah, well screw off!

So, consider yourself warned. I say that with a smile!

I know you're probably sick to death of me talking about my Mystery Guest Post Party- but I DON'T CARE! I do care, I hate to bore people, but frankly, I'm afraid that I haven't been clear from some of the comments I have received. I'm also very obsessive and controlling and when I leave- the control is out of my hands and that totally is freaking me out!

**** Bloggers have already been chosen (and if it's you- SERIOUSLY, get me the post ASAP)

**** Everyone can and MUST play!

**** Stop in Sunday Oct. 19 through Mon. Oct. 27 to read and comment and guess who the author is.

**** The authors are all in my blogroll

**** Invite everyone to play by posting this badge on a post or your sidebar- Jen worked sooo very hard on it- don't let it go to waste and it's very sexy, no?

****The person with the most correct answers wins something from our exotic trip to ALABAMA! Well, it's exotic for us! I'm in Missouri, for Pete's sake!

**** There will also be a giveaway in the middle of the week... something for FREE, people, who doesn't love something for FREE?

In closing, I will give you more reasons to visit next week...

1.) I won't be here talking about politics.

2.) I won't be here rambling

3.) I have it on good word that there may be a shake down between Jill and Annie, Bets anyone? I'm taking Jill- sorry Annie- feisty Southern girl could take you, I think, have you read some of the shit she has pulled on HER OWN SISTER???

4.) You can tell your husband you're busy (instead of having sex with him, Georgie!)

5.) My mystery bloggers ROCK! There posts have been rolling in and they didn't just send me filler- it's good stuff! Some of them even cuss!

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jill jill bo bill said...

You had me at "cussing". Putting the widget thingy on now!!!!

Honeybell said...

I will miss you, don't go native and marry off any of your children!

Soulfully Blonde said...

ah seems everyone is more bitchy than me. I must have missed out on the bitcyhness gene. I did blog about how I was gleefully laughing while watching people get punished for parking where they weren't supposed to, so I'm not ALL nice you know. lol
(You'd have to read my blog to see the story... lol)

Annie said...

Now, if Jill weren't potentially my SS and giving me free lipo, I would take her ass down like a bully in the school yard.Go, have fun. I'll be cleaning house here with my wins.

HappyHourSue said...

I don't think of you as bitchy at ALL. Truly :)

Everytime I see something Jen the Mom made, I want to cry. She's so much better than me. Wah.

I'll be here for the contest!

Dawn@Embracing the Ordinary Life said...

LOL...I love the song "I'm a bitch I'm a lover, I'm a child, I'm a mother"...can't think who sings it right now..but I think it sums me up pretty good!!

Susan in the Psych Ward said...

I have to say I was hoping I would wind the tropical vacation but I live in Alabama... good choice if it's the summer, it's do damn humid here it could totally pass for tropical... good choice!!! Oh and the air quality in the summer rocks, it's usually so hard to breathe here!

C said...

I can't pass up one of those crazy quizzes! You know I'm all over it! I like to think of "bitchy" as more assertive, really...doesn't that sound better?


Jenni Jiggety said...

YAY! I can still play!

amelia bedelia said...

You should be very afraid leaving your blog in our remember what we did to Deb's comment section! I'm putting your button on my i get extra points?? have fun on your trip. My in-laws are from alabama. 45 miles NE of Mobil. It's beauiful there!

Sabrae said...

HAHA I took that quiz off of Soulfully Blond's blog to... it stated that I was 62% Bitch!!!

Linda S said...

your blog is never going to be the same, you know it don't you?