Monday-Mystery Guest Post #9- Last Chance

Alrighty folks, last call. I drafted this ahead of time, but I predict I am now on the road driving home, trying not to fall asleep, thanking God for Entertainment Systems in cars (or trying not to kill my kids), and probably popping the button of my pants from all of the eating I did on vacation- that's a pretty safe prediction! So, here is the last guest post... who do you think it is?

Mystery Guest Post #9

Wow, I didn’t think she’d actually pick me and I didn’t think I’d actually have to try to come up with a post worthy of Tena’s readers so we’ll just wing it and hope for the best! My apologies in advance if my post sucks out loud!

I can’t do a normal post of mine because it will surely give away my identity while I’m trying to be all mysterious and stuff, but in the interest of helping you gals in your quest to win Tena’s fabulous prize I will try to drop some hints….

You lucky lucky readers get to read one of my latest FaceCrack (there0s hint #1) stories! The FaceCrack Chronicles I will call them……

Okay, so the short and sticky version of the back story is this: I was best friends, I mean BBFF best of the best know each other inside and out she was the Godmother to (mystery blogger hint ahead) Big One. Now we must be close if she was chosen Godmother to one of my minis’ because that is no small gesture….Well about a year and a half ago my friendship with her came to a screeching halt (that story will be upcoming on MY blog soon! which I can’t insert shameless plug for here because I’m supposed to be MYSTERIOUS……..dammit) and we have not spoken since then. We were BFF’s for 20 years and we are both from the same town, knew the same people obviously and all that.

Well, I’v e been on FaceCrack for a while now and have 485 thousand friends, because isn’t it really just a contest to see who has the most “friends”?? Suddenly out of the blue I get a message that so-and-so (from my ‘Friend’ list) and exbestfriend are now Friends and this is really no big shock because we did grow up and know and hang out with the same people all our lives, but sometimes we hung in different circles but were each other’s BFF) and then 10 minutes later exbestfriend is now Friends with whatsherface (the next ‘Friend’ on my ‘Friends’ list) and 10 minutes later exbestfriend is now friends with whatchamajigger (the NEXT ‘Friend’) and 10 minutes later…you get the point...and slowly I see a pattern forming and low and behold….I realize that hooker is going down my friends list and requesting to be ‘Friends’ with each and every one of them IN ORDER, some are people she hardly ever spoke to!!

I don’t give her much thought these days but have heard rumor here and there that she’s talking shit about me and all of this out of the blue, out of nowhere, we haven’t spoken in al most 2 years…….seriously…we are 36 years old…..really?.... REALLY?......... we are gonna do this?

I’m not going to sink to her level though, she’s trying to draw me out and she’s trying to get a reaction……..so tell me dear readers, do I react? And if so how do I react? OR do I act like the civilized adult (pffffft….) that I am and not react at all?

So I’ve decided I’m using Tena since she has more readers than me (because she is SO awesome and I cannot compare to her awesomeness) OR because I’ve only been blogging for 2 months…..just kidding Tena, I’m stealing your readers……..well, not STEALING your readers…..how about BORROWING your readers and their insight on how to handle inappropriate immature behavior without letting the redneck in me surface…..

Help me......be MY Therapy today..

Hope you are having a good trip Tena......and I can't wait to see who wins the Fabulous Prize!!
Mystery Guest Post #9

(NOT)