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Cayenne Pepper, sex, maple syrup. Yeah, I think I just threw up. Nothing tastes as good as thin feels? Thin can't even feel THAT good!
I think this person said it best... And if you're not too freaked out by this and go and read more - FUNNY!
SUCIO! I once tried that Cayenne Pepper, Maple Syrup detox crap and I swear I pooped my kidney out. I probably did! I only lasted two days and it made me hungrier than Paris Hilton's vagina in a room full of dick. My own shit started to look tasty. It's impossible!
The sex part is true apparently. I saw some bitch on Oprah that claimed she lost 23lbs in 6-months from having sex with her husband 8-times a week. SLUT!
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That is sooooooooo funny!
Hmmmm Me thinks I will pass on this diet! I don't want to chit out my kidney!
If you try it out let us know how it goes, if you do not update your blog for awhile we will be on the lookout for you by a chitter somewhere.
WORD VERIFICATION YOU SUCK THIS IS MY 3RD TRY!
Gotta say thanks, but no thanks.
I'd rather gain weight....
Thanks, but I'd have to work REALLY hard at the sex considering my husband is out of town for pretty much all of October. Maybe I'll try my chihuahua's diet (she's very thin and athletic looking)..I'll just nibble at my food, run outside and bark at anything that moves, and then sleep for a couple hours. Wake up and start over.
She obviously didn't just lay there and look at the dirty ceiling fan, thinking "man, I really need to clean that tomorrow". I think there was some "tricks" going on in that bed.
oh that quote is killing me!! lol!
i totally believe the sex thing- it's easy to at least work on the abs! althought that woman apparently had no kids...
Oh that was so wrong but so damned funny! I think I'll pass on shitting out my kidney. I mean I have problems in that area but I don't want to shit that damned bad!
My daughter tried that diet and yea, she pooped and pooped
I am pretty sure, being all medical and all like I am, that it's physically impossible to shit a kidney. Piss one, maybe. And I don't do water. I hate cayenne pepper. I hate maple syrup. So I forever fat. And I am okay with that. sorta kinda.
I eat cayenne pepper all the time and I'm still a fatass.
Wow, can you imagine what a case of burning butt hole that would give you??? Ouch.
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