Monday- Mystery Guest Post #2

Wow, if I didn't know better, I would have guessed that I wrote this... but no... so who is it?...



When Tena asked me if I wanted to be do a guest post for her I practically jumped out of my seat because there are a few things I need to say that I can't say on my blog. So thanks Tena for letting me hog up your space and bitch.

My mom has found out about my blog, it sucks big time, because I get these E-mails from her ALL THE TIME! E-mails like:

Dear *Jamie* (no, that is not my real name, but this is mystery blogger time…so roll with it would ya?)
I love your writing, you are very clever but I really think you should remove the cussing, it's not necessary and it sounds very vulgar…. Yada yada yada…
Love Mom

I reply saying:
Dear Mom,
My Blog is my place to vent and be me without criticism, sometimes cussing is necessary in order to get my feelings across…. Yada yada yada
I don't mind if you read it, but please don't judge it.
Love *Melody* (No Melody is not my name either)

Sometimes I just want to cuss and talk about boobs and sex. I really want to talk about the bag of sex toys that is hiding under my bed and the hot *massage* oil and how it intensifies sex. I would like to open up a question and answer section regarding sex, I think it would be hilarious, but I don't because *gasp* my mom might actually read it.

I sent my mom another E-mail, saying:
Dear Mom,
This is just a warning that I am going to openly talk about sex, so you may not want to read my blog over the next few days. If you do, just try to find the humor… yada yada yada…
Love *Juliet* (I love that name, but it's not mine)

She replied:
Dear *Harmony,*
If you do, I'm telling your dad.
Love Mom

*sigh*

Hi my name is *Rebecca* and I like to fucking cuss and talk about sex. What should I do? Open up the sex Q&A and deal with my mom's criticisms? Or should I start a brand new sex Blog?

Thanks Tena, you're the best!

Mystery Guest Post #2


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