This morning, out of the washing machine I pull 34 cents, 2 black sharpies, and this little square foil package:
Sweet Holy Moses! All of the blood rushed out of my body and my extremities turned numb.
Upon closer inspection:
It is a "Fingerbowl" Moist towelette.
I guess it was a win- win, really. Safety against unplanned pregnancy, venereal disease, and germs!