I am headed to 'the farm' for the weekend- God help us all! I am not an outdoorsy, nature-lovin' kind of gal! All six of us AND the dog will be taking the 3 hour drive in the slutty van that is completely loaded to the gills even though we are only going to be there for like 36 hours- I don't like to leave much to chance. I also am CLUELESS how you people out there camp! Holy crap- we have a house where we're going and it's still a little too Walnut Grove/Old MacDonald to me! I'd imagine there might be some stories to share from the weekend!
This will also be the first two days in a row that I haven't been near my computer since I started blogging! How fucking sad an addict am I? Five months, people! I don't even have a laptop! That's all me, my fat ass, sitting at a desk- in my house! I think I need to get away to see if I can still speak in full sentences.
I have mentioned before that I don't think I'm funny. Many of the comments left here include LOL, LMAO, and LMFAO. I'm not sure if you are laughing at me or with me- or if you're just saying that to make me feel better because maybe you think I think I'm funny and you're humoring me (no pun intended- since I'm totally NOT funny!)...
Anyhoo, I thought I'd humor you(that pun was intended- see not really that funny, huh?) and put this little button over here from humor blogs. I have seen these around since I started (on sites of people that truly are funny), but, like I said, I never thought I was funny and thought signing up for something called "Humor Blogs" would be quite presumptuous on my part. Throwing all caution to the wind, I said what the hell! When you click it you raise my rank with the 'truly' funny people which would be like a nerd infiltrating the cool people's lunch table, or something.
So since I'm putting you to work already, by pressing the humor blog button and all, while you're at it... I need your suggestions. I want to make my blog more cohesive - the title, the tag line, the look, the content. I feel like I have a split personality right now, which I guess, when you think about it the "My Therapy" thing does 'work'. I am open to anything- keep the name, a new name , a new tag line, picture, I don't know! I am not your typical mommy blogger, I have realized that and evolved a little since I started this. I want everything to make sense... Then I will look for a pimp, to get me blog on up in here, or not, who knows...
Here are some of the lame ideas that have just come to me- I said they're lame and it's 11:00 and I've been loading the car for an hour and I'm tired- cut me some slack- leave lots of suggestions and comments for me to come home to- you know I'll be jonesin'!
But I Digress... Ramblings of a neurotic mom of 4 with a potty mouth.
Please Avert Your Eyes- if you know me in real life, don't like profanity or can't handle the truth.
My Dirty Little Secret- (I got nothin!- SEE I NEED YOUR HELP!!!)