Friday, August 8, 2008

Cleaning out my brain for the weekend

My hunch is that there aren't many people that will be reading this this weekend (am I the only one that gets distracted be "this this", but can't seem to figure out if it's right or not and eventually just give up and leave it that way?) So I've compiled a few things that are completely unrelated and unimportant.

I am headed to 'the farm' for the weekend- God help us all! I am not an outdoorsy, nature-lovin' kind of gal! All six of us AND the dog will be taking the 3 hour drive in the slutty van that is completely loaded to the gills even though we are only going to be there for like 36 hours- I don't like to leave much to chance. I also am CLUELESS how you people out there camp! Holy crap- we have a house where we're going and it's still a little too Walnut Grove/Old MacDonald to me! I'd imagine there might be some stories to share from the weekend!

This will also be the first two days in a row that I haven't been near my computer since I started blogging! How fucking sad an addict am I? Five months, people! I don't even have a laptop! That's all me, my fat ass, sitting at a desk- in my house! I think I need to get away to see if I can still speak in full sentences.

I have mentioned before that I don't think I'm funny. Many of the comments left here include LOL, LMAO, and LMFAO. I'm not sure if you are laughing at me or with me- or if you're just saying that to make me feel better because maybe you think I think I'm funny and you're humoring me (no pun intended- since I'm totally NOT funny!)...

Anyhoo, I thought I'd humor you(that pun was intended- see not really that funny, huh?) and put this little button over here from humor blogs. I have seen these around since I started (on sites of people that truly are funny), but, like I said, I never thought I was funny and thought signing up for something called "Humor Blogs" would be quite presumptuous on my part. Throwing all caution to the wind, I said what the hell! When you click it you raise my rank with the 'truly' funny people which would be like a nerd infiltrating the cool people's lunch table, or something.

So since I'm putting you to work already, by pressing the humor blog button and all, while you're at it... I need your suggestions. I want to make my blog more cohesive - the title, the tag line, the look, the content. I feel like I have a split personality right now, which I guess, when you think about it the "My Therapy" thing does 'work'. I am open to anything- keep the name, a new name , a new tag line, picture, I don't know! I am not your typical mommy blogger, I have realized that and evolved a little since I started this. I want everything to make sense... Then I will look for a pimp, to get me blog on up in here, or not, who knows...

Here are some of the lame ideas that have just come to me- I said they're lame and it's 11:00 and I've been loading the car for an hour and I'm tired- cut me some slack- leave lots of suggestions and comments for me to come home to- you know I'll be jonesin'!

But I Digress... Ramblings of a neurotic mom of 4 with a potty mouth.

Please Avert Your Eyes- if you know me in real life, don't like profanity or can't handle the truth.

My Dirty Little Secret- (I got nothin!- SEE I NEED YOUR HELP!!!)


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17 comments:

rjlight said...

I have had the "humor blogs" button on my blog forever and I'm still not funny! I keep waiting for Diesel to ask for the button back...

Jenn said...

Hey! I'm the freak that started a blog, left a message here and then deleted my blog and my message. That's just the kind of girl I am. :o) Anyway, I am loving the "My Dirty Little Secret." As far as a tag line, I have no clue, hence my prompt departure from bloggerville. You rock sister...

amelia bedelia said...

we are laughing AT you. duh!
Kidding!!! I think your blog is great just the way it is... I sound like my hubby "no, honey, your butt does not look big..."

Don't change, really. I love it psycho!!

georgie said...

ho ho he he ha ha I cant wait to hear about your lil trip to the "farm" and that was laughing with ya!

jill jill bo bill said...

See, you are so blogishly smarter than me- I had no idea there was a button that made one funny. Shit. Is it like the EASY button?

But however you make me laugh, button or no button, I still love ya! So, count me in...I always wanted to be a "pusher"...they make a lot of money. (Technically, i guess it's a clicker, which makes no money, which totally sucks, but it's legal.)

texasholly said...

I have the "this this" issue. I can't do it. I just can't put two identical words next to each other with different meanings.

Ya, I hate to break it to you but you are funny.

Mrs4444 said...

I like Please Avert Your Eyes...

Tena said...

Have fun *roughing* it this weekend. You know I am like you, not a fan!
Can't wait to hear your stories

P.S. Left you a present on my blog
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Deb said...

My dirty little secret is awesome...so sordid, so mysterious, so interesting!

Camping is sure to bring up some great blog stories...do tell when you get back!

Jill said...

Have a fantastic weekend. You're taking the dog? Even I don't do that... I board her furry ass. Good on you sister!

Patrice said...

lol all of these potential names are really funny if you ask me! My favorite is "My Dirty Little Secret", though. But I'm not one for tag-lines (i don't even have one), so I am no help! But good luck coming up w/ a new name.. not that it's at all necessary!

HappyHourSue said...

I don't think you should change "My Therapy" because you already have a following (and google analytics tells me that a lot of people type my blog name into google). Just use one of the name ideas (like My dirty little secret) as the tag line. But that's just me. Oh, and I gave up on humor blogs a while ago - I couldn't take the stress. I'm like 21 in the Family category. But I do love Diesel's blog.

HappyHourSue said...

ps you are SO not twittering.

Momo Fali said...

I like the first one! I always say life is all about how far I can digress!

I hope you had fun on the farm! We have two kids and a dog and we camp a lot. We ended up having to buy a little trailer to cart all our stuff on!

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Bee Repartee said...

I think you are funny. I choked on my own spit reading about your Slutty Van.

I have a POS Van. Maybe we could hook them up.

Dawn@Embracing the Ordinary Life said...

I got nothin...sorry...I'm back from camping too...NO sleep, cold, wet...ugh...