But here's the thing. I took this huge plunge and told several people that I blog (just to get votes for some lame-ass calendar, mind you) and NO ONE GOT BACK TO ME! Not one response. I was expecting: You're fucking nuts,you're surprisingly funny, I had no idea how screwed up you were, you hide it so well- anything! I got nothing. Which is waaaay worse!
God, what must they be thinking? How bad is it when they can't even insult me? I'm afraid, I'm very afraid! So consider yourself warned- if this site is unavailable- I may be in hiding- but I will return- fear not- certainly under an alias, though!
Since every ounce of my dignity is gone and I've been inspired by Jill Jill Bo Bill's diligence- vote for me, damn it! There are 3 more days. I have 62 votes. The leader has like 500+. So, I figure 400 more votes could put me in a good place (that's realistic, right?) Optimism is so unbecoming of me!
I've considered posting a plea on Youtube, but don't know how to do that, who said ignorance is bliss? The first day of voting when I begged for votes, I got 42 votes. The next day I checked Google Analytics and saw 169 visits to the site- that's low people! That really hurts. 127 people decided that profanity, honesty and neurosis is NOT hot? WTF? SNOBS!
So, last stitch effort, really this time- ask everyone you know that owns a computer (preferably 400 of your closest friends) to vote for me. If there are any tech savvy folks that want to put together a youtube video for me- I'm not above pimping myself out! Otherwise, I will see you on the flip side and in the up and coming NOT HOT BLOGGER CALENDAR- of which I am completely qualified!
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