Thursday, August 28, 2008

It's hard out here for a pimp!

I'm clearly not in the witness relocation program YET, but I have put in a call and they have an identity and wig waiting for me, I'm told.

But here's the thing. I took this huge plunge and told several people that I blog (just to get votes for some lame-ass calendar, mind you) and NO ONE GOT BACK TO ME! Not one response. I was expecting: You're fucking nuts,you're surprisingly funny, I had no idea how screwed up you were, you hide it so well- anything! I got nothing. Which is waaaay worse!

God, what must they be thinking? How bad is it when they can't even insult me? I'm afraid, I'm very afraid! So consider yourself warned- if this site is unavailable- I may be in hiding- but I will return- fear not- certainly under an alias, though!

Since every ounce of my dignity is gone and I've been inspired by Jill Jill Bo Bill's diligence- vote for me, damn it! There are 3 more days. I have 62 votes. The leader has like 500+. So, I figure 400 more votes could put me in a good place (that's realistic, right?) Optimism is so unbecoming of me!



I've considered posting a plea on Youtube, but don't know how to do that, who said ignorance is bliss? The first day of voting when I begged for votes, I got 42 votes. The next day I checked Google Analytics and saw 169 visits to the site- that's low people! That really hurts. 127 people decided that profanity, honesty and neurosis is NOT hot? WTF? SNOBS!

So, last stitch effort, really this time- ask everyone you know that owns a computer (preferably 400 of your closest friends) to vote for me. If there are any tech savvy folks that want to put together a youtube video for me- I'm not above pimping myself out! Otherwise, I will see you on the flip side and in the up and coming NOT HOT BLOGGER CALENDAR- of which I am completely qualified!
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8 comments:

zeghsy said...

i voted for you. the day before yesterday. :)

Amy Amy Bo Bamey said...

I am trying for you GIRL!!

Should you make it, please give me a autographed copy!! :)

Dawn@Embracing the Ordinary Life said...

Aw darlin' you have nothing to worry about...you are doing way better than some!!!

jerilynne said...

i'm a lurker..i read alot of the other blogs...but i voted for you...i told my friends..well friend to vote for you and she did..good luck...

jill jill bo bill said...

Okay, can we share the same month in the Warm Bloggers Calendar? I think all the nominees of our "blog gang" should be on one page. Or maybe filtered thruout the twelve months. zthat would probably be better...Too much pathtic desperation may be too much for the naked eye.

Tiffany said...

Um I'm gonna photoshop a calendar for all of us. It might take me a year to make but dammit I'm making it. I told Jill she could be Miss. March. And Amy is on board too.

jill jill bo bill said...

75 votes? Damn you! You're the most popular. who did you sleep with? Come on...fess up!

Jill said...

Hey I voted... did ya see it? Let us know...