So, my lame cry for acceptance came through loud and clear and I thank you! When I call it a gay award- that is only referring to when I give it to someone because why the hell would they care that some complete loser is giving them an 'award'? It reminds me of my short cheerleading career and when they hand out the 'spirit stick' -now that is a GAY AWARD! Please don't confuse with my totally digging receiving the award. And the word gay- by no means is an insult to actual homosexuals- because I totally love them, I mean, I have not "loved" them, but I do adore them!
Now I must take out my retard pointer finger that I use to guide my reading when I'm trying too hard to understand something and follow these directions. I'm sorry if my use of 'retard' offends you, I know it's completely inappropriate to describe my stupidity since I'm not truly a 'retard', but if you knew me you would probably think I was and reconsider. I have a friend that is an Occupational Therapist that worked with the 'learning disabled' and she scorned me every time I used the word!I've been weaning myself off of it and have replaced it with "suck"- which my son's teachers are thrilled by! I try to only use the word to describe me and maybe dogs.
* Choose 5 other bloggers that you feel are “Kick Ass Bloggers”
* Let them know that they have received an award
* Link back to both the person who awarded you and also www.mammadawg.com* Visit the Kick Ass Blogger Club HQ , to get codes click here and it will take you to KABC HQ, sign Mr. Linky then pass it on!
1.)The Bell Pages
4.)Jill Jill Bo Bill
5.) The Bloggess
(I'm a bit sheltered out here in blogosphere and just discovered her even though she apparently owns the blogosphere or something. I don't think I'll have the balls (it's a common problem- parenthesis within parenthesis- how's that for a ramble!!!)to let her know about the gay little award, but if you haven't gone there YOU ABSOLUTELY MUST!)