Sunday, February 22, 2009

Sunday Thoughts Out Loud

So, I don't do much blogging on the weekend. The weekends are reserved for yelling at my kids, schlepping them to sporting events, hiding evidence from my PMS sugar binge and maybe sprucing myself up with a fresh pair of underwear, socks, a swipe of deodorant- come hither this- mother fuckers!

You can imagine my surprise then, when I received this comment from Bedside Tales Man...


Hey there slacker!!!!


Just wanted to let you know that you have been nominated over at Hot Dads!!!!

http://hotdads.blogspot.com/

First off, I took total issue with the 'slacker' comment. It's a weekend and a girl needs sometime off from plucking, tweezing, exfoliating, and holding up the standard of being 'hot'- it's fucking draining and quite the cross to bear! Then I realized he was probably referring to my 'Friday Fragments' post still lingering around on Saturday night and not about my hygienically lazy weekend ways, my bad!

Then I wondered if they could pass the crack pipe, that's clearly circulating around the horny herd at Hot Dads. I'm pretty sure that crack makes profanity, lewdness, and obsessive compulsion hot! Why else would I have been nominated?

Then, I realized that Manic Mariah might have had her hand in the the nomination (and other places, since she's yet to receive her generous winnings from Brittany - a carnal clitoral stimulation toy shaped like a butterfly or a rabbit which is really borderline bestiality-but whatever- that could just be the jealousy talking!)

You see, Mariah nominated me for The Hot Blogger Calendar, too. She was drunk. And probably high. I failed miserably at that and decided to be happy with my skank status that I earned on Halloween.

So what constitutes a hot mama? I have no fucking clue! Hot Dads, please let me know! In the meantime, I'm honored to be nominated, even if it's by some hot drunk chick who wants to see my boobs!

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16 comments:

Travis Erwin said...

Did you say boobs? Where?

Melissa said...

Amen, sista!! We deserve the weekends off and congrants on the nomination. Off to check out these "hot dads" :P

Coachdad said...

As one of the Hot Dads, let just say your writing, fuck-it attitude, and that kick-ass smile in your profile pic all add up to you being hot! Love reading your shit.

♥georgie♥ said...

LMAO Tena...you go girl ROCK IT!!!

Dorsey said...

Now wait a sec..hot dad? or dad's that think Moms are hot? Either way, I'll take a look...hehehe Pass the booze!!!

Annie said...

Call me jealous! I'd love a bunch of hot dads fawning over me!
Rock on, sista!

Mary Moore said...

Slacker? Not bloody likely. Hot? That's more like it.

Mariah said...

Did I admit to nominting you for the hot blogger calendar? Shit. I was drunk then, yes I admit it. This time, you're right, I nominated you b/c I really wasnt to see your boobs. You're onto me. And yes, I nominated Brittaney becasue I want to ensure that my vibrating bunni arrives- I'm kissing up!

By the way, you won. So grab that hot award and place it proudly on your site. I had nothing to do with you winning, but I still want to see your boobs in Chicago... =)

Perhaps this should have been an email

Mariah said...

*want* not *wasnt*

BedsideTalesMan said...

OK...I did call you a slacker...the reasons for that are: A - your Friday post was up on Sat afternoon...and B - I have yet to see your boobs. Now as for what makes a Hot Mama....don't worry about it...as long as this group of Hot Dads think you're hot...just be happy!

You should know that one of the requirements of being a hot Mama is that you need to send all of the Hot Dads...and ManicMariah a pic of your boobs.

I am about to add you to our Hot Mama list...hope you don't mind ManicMariah on top of you!

Tiffany said...

You know what I hate? Hot ass people who bitch that they are not hott. Shut the fuck up bitch and accept your hottness. I don't let ugly bitches move in boxes with me. Remember that!

Carebear said...

Congratulations on maintaining your hotness, fun-ness, and sense of humor-ness while still managing to raise a brood and be a wife. I lost hot and fun a long time ago, and am hanging on to my sense of humor by a thread! It seems you really deserve the hot dad award! Way to go!

Eudea-Mamia said...

I'm thinking this means you can officially remove the "KMBFBAG" button.

Seems the boys like you just the way you are!!

Congrats to you and your boobs.

Amy Amy Bo Bamey said...

WOW, Work it Girl!

Can I get your autograph before Playboy starts calling and you go all big time on us!

LiteralDan said...

So, I've skimmed through all the comments, and I'm a little confused by what I've picked up-- do we all get to see boobs or not?

Halftime Lessons said...

Huh? wha?

Someone say boobs?