Putting you to work

Few random things I have to get off my chest...

***Operation accountability is on. As you learned yesterday, my ass has gotten fat. I learned that I am not alone! I know that having support, accountability, and people to cheer you on or shame you for eating that box of Girl Scout cookies helps you reach your goals (and that Thin Mints are so damn good and I NEVER get full from them!) So, I have decided to start a weekly progress report and encourage anyone and everyone to join in!

I know it can be hard and not everyone can be lucky enough to lose their appetite after cleaning dog shit off of the carpet like me last night! So each Monday, write a post about how your week went. Did you eat well? Did you exercise? Did you fall off the wagon? Did you lose any weight? If you have the balls, post pictures- now that might get your ass moving! Think of it... it could be nearly as demoralizing as standing on a scale in front of everyone and God at a Weight Watcher's meeting!

Share your goals- big or small. Do you just want to drink more water or lose 50lbs? Fit into a bikini for an upcoming vacation or just be able to reclaim your wardrobe because contrary to Stacy and Clinton- I don't want to dress the body I have!

So since I'm not technically inclined or all that clever- I could use some help with details... some name ideas...The Bloggiest Loser, See Ya Later Cellulite, Portly No More, Caution: Dieting Bloggers Ahead , Kiss My Fat Blog Ass (Tyra- inspired), Step Away From the Cookie Jar- Your Ass Will Thank You...

WHOA, holy hell...for the love of God- whatever you do- DON'T google "fat ass" while brainstorming for ideas- it will scar your corneas (it may, however, diminsh your appetite, on the bright side)

***On a serious note, there are a lot of great causes out there today. At the risk of sounding repetitous and butchering these very serious issues, I will just send you to the respective sites. Jay is taking it all off for Cancer and Lee and Em are arranging a tribute for a fellow blogger that has suffered a devastating loss. Also, Cynthia had been documenting her pregnancy on her blog, and lost her baby yesterday. Please go visit them and support them to the best of your ability...