Tuesday, February 3, 2009

Putting you to work

Few random things I have to get off my chest...

***Operation accountability is on. As you learned yesterday, my ass has gotten fat. I learned that I am not alone! I know that having support, accountability, and people to cheer you on or shame you for eating that box of Girl Scout cookies helps you reach your goals (and that Thin Mints are so damn good and I NEVER get full from them!) So, I have decided to start a weekly progress report and encourage anyone and everyone to join in!

I know it can be hard and not everyone can be lucky enough to lose their appetite after cleaning dog shit off of the carpet like me last night! So each Monday, write a post about how your week went. Did you eat well? Did you exercise? Did you fall off the wagon? Did you lose any weight? If you have the balls, post pictures- now that might get your ass moving! Think of it... it could be nearly as demoralizing as standing on a scale in front of everyone and God at a Weight Watcher's meeting!

Share your goals- big or small. Do you just want to drink more water or lose 50lbs? Fit into a bikini for an upcoming vacation or just be able to reclaim your wardrobe because contrary to Stacy and Clinton- I don't want to dress the body I have!

So since I'm not technically inclined or all that clever- I could use some help with details... some name ideas...The Bloggiest Loser, See Ya Later Cellulite, Portly No More, Caution: Dieting Bloggers Ahead , Kiss My Fat Blog Ass (Tyra- inspired), Step Away From the Cookie Jar- Your Ass Will Thank You...

WHOA, holy hell...for the love of God- whatever you do- DON'T google "fat ass" while brainstorming for ideas- it will scar your corneas (it may, however, diminsh your appetite, on the bright side)

***On a serious note, there are a lot of great causes out there today. At the risk of sounding repetitous and butchering these very serious issues, I will just send you to the respective sites. Jay is taking it all off for Cancer and Lee and Em are arranging a tribute for a fellow blogger that has suffered a devastating loss. Also, Cynthia had been documenting her pregnancy on her blog, and lost her baby yesterday. Please go visit them and support them to the best of your ability...

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16 comments:

Piece o' Coconut Cake said...

Crap. YOu just reminded me of the box of Thin Mints I ate last week. Crap. I hate girl scout season, bitches waving their boxes in my face as I walk out of church, the supermarket, everywhere I go.

Deb said...

i'm in, fo shiz! portly no more sounds a little too sophisticated for our gang... i am thinking more along the lines of kiss my fat blog ass (KMFBA). i have to be in sleeveless shirts and shorts in a couple of months, parading around in front of people that can't stand me... i have to look good.

i am not off to a good start. i had 2 pks of zebra cakes and a SMALL bowl of ice cream today. but i AM going to the gym for some serious cardio.

oh and your word verification is tosteca. don't they sell those at taco bell? mmmmm... taco bell....

Piece o' Coconut Cake said...

OH, yeah, I also vote for the Kiss My Fat Blog Ass (so apropos).
WTF?! My word verification is cheestom! Why all of a sudden these edible things?!

Threeboys1mommy said...

Team Tyra! Kiss my fat blog ass!

Brenda said...

I'm in...voting for Kiss My Fat Blog Ass.

As for girl scout cookies - I am THE COOKIE MOM for my daughter's troop. Having serious issues steering clear of the 30 CASES of all types of cookies in my basement! HELP!

Jenni Jiggety said...

I think I like the Kiss My Fat Blog Ass title!

jill jill bo bill said...

Kiss my fat blog ass GOODBYE. I am joining in. (damn you and your good cheerleading skills....) Seriously I am in.

Amy said...

I recently found your blog. I love it. Started my own recently. I found you through Blondie. You crack me up, and i loves your humor. We'd so get along in non-blog world! I'm Amy, nice to meet you. Follow me if you'd like... (begging here? LOL, I'm new...no friends here... Wow I sound like a pathetic new kid in school... well Maybe I am! LOL)

Momo Fali said...

I'm partial to the Bloggiest Loser, but not if that crazy Jillian woman will be anywhere in sight. She scares me.

Paige said...

I am so in. I ate three strawberry breakfast bars this afternoon at work for no reason, and they were not even that good.

However, and this is big news--I have lost 10.5 pounds in 29 days--go me!

So Not Mom-a-licious said...

Okay, so I just tried to do crunches while holding my 25 lb son...I think he will be my workout equipement. I will totally try and join you on this! So I was thinking that I may really just post pictures. But is me in a bikini I would like to wear considered offensive? Okay maybe not the bikini, but I really think I will post pictures. Why hide behind it and act like it doesn't exist?

Lee the MWOB Queen said...

YES! Kiss My Fat Blog Ass simply must be it!! Perfect. And I'm in. Kinda. I'm gonna try.

Thanks for spreading the word on the tribute - you rock as always.

Krystyn said...

I just need to lose the post baby pooch....and need to actually do something to lose it!

Annie said...

I'm in like Flynn.

Amy Amy Bo Bamey said...

Alright I am in! Kinda Scary owning up to it though!

I like kiss my fat blog ass too!

So is the first step admitting that your a fat ass?

Soxy Deb said...

I'll jump in if I get credit for the 11 pounds I've already lost.

Tell Deb to shut up about the damn Taco Bell. That's not helpful. At all.