My Therapy: Shout out to my peeps

Therapy Disclaimer

I am a reluctant stay at home mom nearing the end of my term. I am a recovering "Suzy Homemaker". I curse. I say what's on my mind. I hope that I say things that other people are thinking, just don't have the guts to say. I hope to make people laugh at or with me. I hope not to offend too many people, but know there have been a few and am quite certain there will be several more.

So, if you are looking for a dysfunctional view on mothering, being a woman , and life- you may not be disappointed here. If you are still Suzy Homemaker and think that everyone should be, I might just make you want to vomit.

Yesterday was a pretty low day. Your comments delivered some much needed comic relief to my day. So I decided to do a late version of Tuesday's Tribute- to my loyal readers- that I call friends! So here is my 'linky love' orgy...

I'm glad that I didn't completely freak anyone out with my big words (except maybe Tiffany- translation of yesterday's post- Tiffany style- I can't think of a fucking thing to write. My life is too fucking heavy right now. Putting on a fucking happy face makes me feel like a fucking fake ass bitch. I hope it fucking gets better. My fuck face husband doesn't appreciate me and I'm about to lose it on his fat ass. I try to act strong and just end up feeling like a fucking pussy and a loser. I want my life to be not so fucked up. If things get better I will kick ass and take names.)

I'm glad that my unstable, manic reputation precedes me and that no one left screaming(Jenni, Amy and Deb- I didn't freak you out too much, did I?) Jill and Soxy Deb, I'm so going beatnik and am going to look like this...

And I'm totally going to start smoking doobies again!

Paige, Kel, momcat and 'Bad Attitude Betty'- thanks for reminding me I'm not the only one with issues - oh, and Allison, I'll have you know I only looked up one word!

Em, Ronda, "Jo", Sue, Jen, Lee and Carebear- thanks for the sage advice of remedies towards sanity: flowers, Vitamin D and sunshine, a ~~few~~ several glasses of wine, chocolate, free stuff, Xanax, Blogher, and a hit man (oh, I added the last one for good measure.)

Mrs. Parks, Piece O'Coconut Cake and Brittney for keeping it real and reminding me what's really important in life- being skinny and pretty!

You guys are the greatest and thanks so much for coming back despite the crazed ape-shit lady!

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18 comments:

Deb said...: Tena,

Of course you didn't freak me out. Love ya no matter what!

Love,

Your "pretend" internet friend.

P.S. If you go to Blogher, I'll go too. We could be roomies!; February 17, 2009 at 5:54 PM
Deb said...: okay, is EVERYONE on the internet named deb??

i see the other deb mentioned blogher! you guys should go. another gal pal of mine and i were thinking about it too.

well, what i want to know is why you ever stopped smoking doobs in the first place? there's your problem, right there!; February 17, 2009 at 5:59 PM
Jenni said...: No freaking out here! I was blaming it all on your monthly "visitor"; February 17, 2009 at 7:40 PM
t said...: Hey...say it like it is, young lady. It's why I read your blog.; February 17, 2009 at 8:01 PM
Annie said...: Damn! I missed getting in your acceptance speech by not reading yesterday!I'm retiring.; February 17, 2009 at 8:55 PM
jill jill bo bill said...: I think you look skinny and sexy in the beatnik attire. I will be at all your performances.

I love you and that Tiff version cracked my fat blog ass up.; February 17, 2009 at 9:08 PM
The Mom Jen said...: we love you.; February 17, 2009 at 9:25 PM
Aracely said...: WHOT!?! Where's my shout out? Just because I didn't get my comment in on time I'm disqualified? You should of known I'd pull through and given me a shout out anyway ;-); February 18, 2009 at 12:02 AM
amelia bedelia said...: So glad you are feeling better. I know how things can really suck and feel so overhelmed....don't go eat a twinky! Have a carrot! :)HUGS!; February 18, 2009 at 8:11 AM
Momo Fali said...: Skinny and pretty? I'm screwed.; February 18, 2009 at 8:23 AM
Amy Amy Bo Bamey said...: Glad you got some laughs.

Dang Tiff, Tell us how you really feel....LOL

I love how you tell is like it is!; February 18, 2009 at 9:36 AM
Debz said...: Glad you decoded it all for Tiffany. She lost her dictionary.

Try to keep your spirits up, or get stoned. Either one will do.

And Deb #2, that's why I decided to go to Soxy Deb. I was beginning to think I had left comments I had completely forgotten leaving. Of course the tequila didn't help.; February 18, 2009 at 9:50 AM
Tiffany said...: LMAO I almost snorted water out my nose. Thanks for dumbing it down for me. Don't forget us "special" readers. And you make it sound like I say fuck alot. Hmm? And next time I don't feel like blogging, I'll let you fill in. Nobody will even notice.; February 18, 2009 at 10:28 AM
Ash said...: Glad today seems a little brighter. I'm even more impressed with the dumb-down version. Not one "suck!" I hope that wasn't because of lame ass me.

Thanks for the linky love!! And if I'm the only one who doesn't go to Blogher, I might just throw myself in front of a bus.

Sunshine and rainbows!!! Em; February 18, 2009 at 10:42 AM
Dorsey said...: Hang in there gal! you KNOW we love you!! And I've got a cocktail just waiting for you over here that tastes JUST LIKE Nyquil! hahaha For when you miss that fuzzy, out of it, floating head feeling...; February 18, 2009 at 11:26 AM
Kori said...: I must have missed comething in your last post-maybe because I use the word fuck so much in mine that I just automatically fill it in where I think it is appropriate! Hope you are feeling less shitty.; February 18, 2009 at 1:05 PM
Mary@Holy Mackerel said...: I want to be named Deb too.

You didn't freak me out either.; February 18, 2009 at 6:25 PM
Unknown said...: See now that is what I get for only being able to log in and read like once a week anymore! Stupid stupid! Now I have to go read yesterdays post!; February 18, 2009 at 7:43 PM