Tuesday, February 17, 2009

Shout out to my peeps


Yesterday was a pretty low day. Your comments delivered some much needed comic relief to my day. So I decided to do a late version of Tuesday's Tribute- to my loyal readers- that I call friends! So here is my 'linky love' orgy...

I'm glad that I didn't completely freak anyone out with my big words (except maybe Tiffany- translation of yesterday's post- Tiffany style- I can't think of a fucking thing to write. My life is too fucking heavy right now. Putting on a fucking happy face makes me feel like a fucking fake ass bitch. I hope it fucking gets better. My fuck face husband doesn't appreciate me and I'm about to lose it on his fat ass. I try to act strong and just end up feeling like a fucking pussy and a loser. I want my life to be not so fucked up. If things get better I will kick ass and take names.)

I'm glad that my unstable, manic reputation precedes me and that no one left screaming(Jenni, Amy and Deb- I didn't freak you out too much, did I?) Jill and Soxy Deb, I'm so going beatnik and am going to look like this...
And I'm totally going to start smoking doobies again!

Paige, Kel, momcat and 'Bad Attitude Betty'- thanks for reminding me I'm not the only one with issues - oh, and Allison, I'll have you know I only looked up one word!

Em, Ronda, "Jo", Sue, Jen, Lee and Carebear- thanks for the sage advice of remedies towards sanity: flowers, Vitamin D and sunshine, a few several glasses of wine, chocolate, free stuff, Xanax, Blogher, and a hit man (oh, I added the last one for good measure.)

Mrs. Parks, Piece O'Coconut Cake and Brittney for keeping it real and reminding me what's really important in life- being skinny and pretty!

You guys are the greatest and thanks so much for coming back despite the crazed ape-shit lady!

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18 comments:

Deb said...

Tena,

Of course you didn't freak me out. Love ya no matter what!

Love,

Your "pretend" internet friend.

P.S. If you go to Blogher, I'll go too. We could be roomies!

Deb said...

okay, is EVERYONE on the internet named deb??

i see the other deb mentioned blogher! you guys should go. another gal pal of mine and i were thinking about it too.

well, what i want to know is why you ever stopped smoking doobs in the first place? there's your problem, right there!

Jenni Jiggety said...

No freaking out here! I was blaming it all on your monthly "visitor"

The Daily Blonde said...

Hey...say it like it is, young lady. It's why I read your blog.

Annie said...

Damn! I missed getting in your acceptance speech by not reading yesterday!I'm retiring.

jill jill bo bill said...

I think you look skinny and sexy in the beatnik attire. I will be at all your performances.

I love you and that Tiff version cracked my fat blog ass up.

The Mom Jen said...

we love you.

Threeboys1mommy said...

WHOT!?! Where's my shout out? Just because I didn't get my comment in on time I'm disqualified? You should of known I'd pull through and given me a shout out anyway ;-)

amelia bedelia said...

So glad you are feeling better. I know how things can really suck and feel so overhelmed....don't go eat a twinky! Have a carrot! :)HUGS!

Momo Fali said...

Skinny and pretty? I'm screwed.

Amy Amy Bo Bamey said...

Glad you got some laughs.

Dang Tiff, Tell us how you really feel....LOL

I love how you tell is like it is!

Soxy Deb said...

Glad you decoded it all for Tiffany. She lost her dictionary.

Try to keep your spirits up, or get stoned. Either one will do.

And Deb #2, that's why I decided to go to Soxy Deb. I was beginning to think I had left comments I had completely forgotten leaving. Of course the tequila didn't help.

Tiffany said...

LMAO I almost snorted water out my nose. Thanks for dumbing it down for me. Don't forget us "special" readers. And you make it sound like I say fuck alot. Hmm? And next time I don't feel like blogging, I'll let you fill in. Nobody will even notice.

Eudea-Mamia said...

Glad today seems a little brighter. I'm even more impressed with the dumb-down version. Not one "suck!" I hope that wasn't because of lame ass me.

Thanks for the linky love!! And if I'm the only one who doesn't go to Blogher, I might just throw myself in front of a bus.

Sunshine and rainbows!!! Em

Dorsey said...

Hang in there gal! you KNOW we love you!! And I've got a cocktail just waiting for you over here that tastes JUST LIKE Nyquil! hahaha For when you miss that fuzzy, out of it, floating head feeling...

Kori said...

I must have missed comething in your last post-maybe because I use the word fuck so much in mine that I just automatically fill it in where I think it is appropriate! Hope you are feeling less shitty.

Mary Moore said...

I want to be named Deb too.

You didn't freak me out either.

Sabrae Carter said...

See now that is what I get for only being able to log in and read like once a week anymore! Stupid stupid! Now I have to go read yesterdays post!