My Therapy: Cleaning up the place

Therapy Disclaimer

I am a reluctant stay at home mom nearing the end of my term. I am a recovering "Suzy Homemaker". I curse. I say what's on my mind. I hope that I say things that other people are thinking, just don't have the guts to say. I hope to make people laugh at or with me. I hope not to offend too many people, but know there have been a few and am quite certain there will be several more.

So, if you are looking for a dysfunctional view on mothering, being a woman , and life- you may not be disappointed here. If you are still Suzy Homemaker and think that everyone should be, I might just make you want to vomit.

Wednesday, February 18, 2009

Cleaning up the place

I may have used up all of my cursing allowance for the week in my last post. I thought it might be appropriate to share my love of 'Unnecessary Censorship'. No matter how bad my mood- I can always count on my boyfriend (Jimmy Kimmel) to make me laugh- especially on Fridays when he does these...

ENJOY...

and Happy F****** Birthday, Tiffany!

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18 comments:

Sera said...: I can't even put into words how awesome that was. That was so dang funny.; February 18, 2009 at 8:57 PM
Unknown said...: OMG TO FUNNY!!!! Only you!; February 18, 2009 at 9:10 PM
chocolatecovereddaydreams.blogspot.com said...: So funny!!!; February 18, 2009 at 9:17 PM
Deb said...: sorry, tena, but he's mine.

i thought the cindy mccain one was the best. hysterical.; February 19, 2009 at 3:38 AM
Anonymous said...: FUNNY!!; February 19, 2009 at 5:12 AM
Deb said...: I laughed out loud for the first time today watching that. So great.; February 19, 2009 at 6:40 AM
Debz said...: The last part was my fav! A world wide d*^$ fest!! Hilarious!!

Thanks for the laugh T! You do know it's not Friday, right?? Tippin the Nyquil again are we?; February 19, 2009 at 6:48 AM
Jen said...: One of my favorite late night segments. Thanks for the laughs!!; February 19, 2009 at 6:55 AM
Piece o' Coconut Cake said...: Oh, that was too much!; February 19, 2009 at 8:14 AM
Dr Zibbs said...: Hahahahahha!

I love when they do that!; February 19, 2009 at 8:41 AM
Tiffany said...: Tena you say the sweetest things! *sniff* LOL Thanks!!; February 19, 2009 at 8:46 AM
Amy Amy Bo Bamey said...: That was good. Especially the part about Palin. LOL; February 19, 2009 at 9:37 AM
J'Ollie Primitives said...: Palin was doing WHAT to that moose?

Yeesh!; February 19, 2009 at 3:16 PM
Lisa-licious said...: ROFLMAO. I always wanted to type that...did I spell it right?; February 19, 2009 at 3:33 PM
Jenni said...: Bahahahahahahaha! Oh that is GREAT!; February 19, 2009 at 5:45 PM
jill jill bo bill said...: That was so funny! You need to apply for that editing job!!!; February 19, 2009 at 7:44 PM
Annie said...: Now THAT was good!; February 19, 2009 at 8:55 PM
Aracely said...: LOL! (had to do it)
I love him so much I'm jealous you live in the future. WAIT! YOU'RE WATCHING HIM AS WE SPEAK AREN'T YOU!?! Sigh, the future can suck it!; February 19, 2009 at 8:59 PM