My Therapy: WEEK #3 KMBFAG

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I am a reluctant stay at home mom nearing the end of my term. I am a recovering "Suzy Homemaker". I curse. I say what's on my mind. I hope that I say things that other people are thinking, just don't have the guts to say. I hope to make people laugh at or with me. I hope not to offend too many people, but know there have been a few and am quite certain there will be several more.

So, if you are looking for a dysfunctional view on mothering, being a woman , and life- you may not be disappointed here. If you are still Suzy Homemaker and think that everyone should be, I might just make you want to vomit.

Ok, here we are at week 3- and, as they say, it ain't a party until someone gets hurt or something gets broken! Well, I was being dragged by the wagon I fell off of this week- it was ugly. And my ego is a little broken so I think we officially have a party!

Entire packages of cookies, those fucking Keebler Elves- they are a delicious mix of sweet and salty- and they are evil- and gone- so I should be OK from here on out!

I only went to the gym 1 time this week (and that was at the beginning of the week) before the dark cloud of el depresso settled on my fat ass. I feel very guilty about not having gone to the gym this week more- damn Catholic guilt!

PMS may certainly be a culprit- and you damn well better believe that's who I'm blaming! Since, now that my husband is cool with me going to BlogHer, I kind of have to lay off of the nagging and blaming him for the shit in my life and give him more sex- thanks Sue- but I suppose, that will burn calories- so I guess it's all good.

So, I'm going to chalk this one up to just a little stumble and get right back to it this week with a smile on my face! But in the wise words of Bell Biv Devoe "never trust a big butt and a smile!"

Drum roll....
last week - 143
this week - 144

gained 1- still a total loss of 6- I'm OK with that! Now off to the gym to do my penance.
How was your week?

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20 comments:

Melissa said...: I always gain with the arrive of that monthly bitch! So take the extra lb with a grain of salt.
Keep up the good work!; February 23, 2009 at 6:44 AM
Piece o' Coconut Cake said...: Well, at least your toes still look good. And now you have to think long term-you gotta look for Chicago and all those pictures!!!; February 23, 2009 at 7:28 AM
Sue Wilkey said...: UGH. It's another "i'm starting this week" Monday. I know when my husband starts asking "did you go to the gym today?" that it's bad. So I had ravioli in vodka sauce with wine last night. Ok, not the best choice.; February 23, 2009 at 7:35 AM
Debz said...: No shame in that T. We all have our 'moments'.
Get up, dust yourself off and get back on the wagon. You'll be alright. 6 pounds is nothing to sneeze at.

I don't have time to post right now, but I will later.; February 23, 2009 at 8:28 AM
Mary@Holy Mackerel said...: Oh well...it could be worse.

At least you went to the gym once this week. I didn't even do that.; February 23, 2009 at 8:43 AM
Brittany said...: I would always count on PMS to bring me a pound....and a box of girl scout cookies...; February 23, 2009 at 9:31 AM
Patrice said...: 1 lb... that's nothing! Next week you'll be back to losing a bunch of weight! I pretty much failed this week, too. I'm going to the gym later this afternoon, and will weigh myself after my work out! Then I'll post how badly I failed!; February 23, 2009 at 9:54 AM
Anonymous said...: OK...well I am a guy and not sure I am supposed to be anywhere near women on scales....that's what I have been told. BUT. Don't sweat it darlin...I hear that your boobs account for at least 75 of those pounds.

You are in the clear with nothing to worry about YOU HOT MAMA!!!!; February 23, 2009 at 9:58 AM
Deb said...: Don't sweat it...I'm sure hubby will appreciate your "workouts" you plan on having.; February 23, 2009 at 10:11 AM
Amy Amy Bo Bamey said...: Sex does burn some good calories ;)

It is okay to stumble and at least you are getting back up and trying again!

I am jealous you are going to Blogher.; February 23, 2009 at 11:22 AM
Jen said...: PMS does a number on my body. Too tired and cranky to workout=gaining more weight. It sounds like you managed to do pretty well this week despite your PMS setback.

Oh and btw, congrats on your hot moms nomination!!; February 23, 2009 at 12:14 PM
Anonymous said...: The Keebler Elves are as evil as those frickin' Girl Scouts with their cookies!

I say we ban them all!; February 23, 2009 at 12:56 PM
Anonymous said...: One pound really isn't much to fret over - the good news is you care and you're planning to get back on the wagon and do better this week! :); February 23, 2009 at 1:06 PM
Corine (@ComplicatedMama) said...: one lbs is nothing you may have just ate something salty!

I did terrible this week.. but surprisingly only gained 2... now im pmsing as well-- and craving chocolate like crazy... soooooo hope i fight the cravings lol; February 23, 2009 at 1:32 PM
Paige said...: One pound is not bad--you lost so much the first two weeks, it was bound to happen. I was going to weigh on time today, but I am too sick, and cannot leave my house

I will update when I can do that; February 23, 2009 at 3:30 PM
Evolving Mommy Catherine said...: That girl is poison. Hahaha I love that you quoted Bell Biv Devoe.; February 23, 2009 at 3:45 PM
Coachdad said...: Best of luck with this... been there, done that!; February 23, 2009 at 5:34 PM
Jenni said...: You are pretty much maintaining...that's good!; February 23, 2009 at 6:41 PM
Deb said...: now you are totally within the margin of error so don't beat yourself up!!! i am proud of you (and a bit jealous). i have been toying with the idea of just getting bigger clothes. that would be a major step backwards. ugh.; February 24, 2009 at 5:07 AM
Patrice said...: Finally got my post up... I know, took me long enough!; February 25, 2009 at 1:02 AM