You don't have a wiener, honey. You have a 'vagina' and it is your private girl part that no one is to touch unless we are cleaning ourselves in the bathtub, wiping ourselves or if the doctor is doing a checkup on you.
Later that night, while giving good night kisses and hugs and exchanging endearments...
"I love your big hugs and kisses and your big heart, " I said.
And you love my big 'gina', too, right, mommy?
Uh oh, what have I done?