Monday, January 19, 2009

Catching Up

After the 'exploding child' issues yesterday morning, and hours of clean up, I crawled back to my bed around 10:30 to attempt to catch a couple hours of sleep before, inevitably, the next child got sick (I'm a glass half empty kind of gal). Only to find my husband in bed with 2 scantily clad women!



Beebs must have put them there to keep dad company while I was busy- sweet girl. The most disturbing thing about this picture is that my husband was still sleeping at 10:30 when projectile vomit and human waste is strewn all over my house... I must admit... he did wake up at 3AM (then he stepped in the vomit with his socks and I totally freaked out on his ass and told him to take off his socks and just go back to bed and let me take care of it- control freak, much? YES!) Still, no excuse to be sleeping around on me until 10:30??? I can't remember the last time I slept past 8!!!

Finally, about a half hour into catching up on sleep-Round 2!

Yes, Beebs started yaking -IN BED- during her nap!!! Still waiting for the 3rd and 4th shoes to fall- they are keeping their distance!

On the bright side, I was able to watch some TV last night... Big Love, The L Word (this is where my husband TOTALLY thinks I want to become a lesbian- and he's right- THAT SHOW IS HOT!) and caught some of the new show United States of Tara and I found it eerily autobiographical and LOVED it (watch it, you'll see what I mean)!!!

Here's hoping things get back to normal tomorrow- kids back to school, husband back to work, bleach fumes fading from my nasal cavity, and back to wasting extreme amounts of time at the computer again... till then...


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19 comments:

Jenni Jiggety said...

I hope tomorrow there are no pukies at all!

The Mom said...

ACK! I hope you don't get it!

Under the Influence said...

Yuck.

And as for the girls, I would be a little initimidated if I had to compete with Barbie!

Mariah said...

Gross - hate throw up, I know nobody really likes it, but I REALLY hate it!! REALLY REALLY HATE IT!
Hope you don't catch it.

bsouth said...

Good luck - I pray for less puking and no more scantily clad women in your bed - they should all be wearing fleece trousers.

Annie said...

I hearby command all puking to stop at slutty nurses house.

Deb said...

is united states of tara the show about the prostitute?
please don't start puking or i'll have to break up with you.

amelia bedelia said...

Hope everyone starts to feel better soon! And you are too nice, not to kick those chicks out of your bed.

Dorsey said...

To you an yours I raise a martini glass of Pepto! Ick! I hope everyone gets to feeling better soon, and don't sweat the hubby in bed with the two lil' women (I hear their boobs were reduced and they don't smile as much as they used to).

On the TV watching...I'm SOO jealous!!! We no longer have cable, so it looks as though I'm going to have to wait until this summer when it releases on DVD to watch Big Love. The hubby and I are ADDICTED to that show!! We just figured it would be like Rome and take YEARS to come back.

Tiffany said...

He looks entirely too comfy and snuggly. I would have woke his ass up. But then again, I AM awesome. LOL

Smart A$$ Mom said...

Wasn't it FAB?!?!?!?!

I am HOOKED. And catching The L Word tonight.

Next time we should send SOS texts and see if anyone else is up to their eyes in sick kids.

kel said...

ok... eww to the pukes... and that hubby of yours would be getting an ass kicking from me!

I loved The United States of Tara!! I think its gonna be a new fave for me! I missed Big Love, but I tivo'd it!

Threeboys1mommy said...

I feel I may catch it just by reading this. (sign of the cross w/ both index fingers) Back off pukies! ;-)

Mary Moore said...

Hope there are no more pukies...those are the worst.

jill jill bo bill said...

We call it "Ralphing" here. And I am resdy for Ralph to hit the road.

Lee the MWOB Queen said...

Oh Tena - sounds like you need just a teeny weeny pick me up. I mean, I don't want to sound like a real nag but please, oh please will you stop by my blog?? Will you please? You may find yourself a teeny weeny pick me up. Check it out...

Deb said...

You'll have to have Happy Hour Sue mail you BG to join those ho's in your bed. When hubby sees a dude in there, he'll get his ass up!!!!

Robin said...

you realize that picture is prime blackmail material?

just sayin'. in case you ever need it.

So Not Mom-a-licious said...

Yikes! It's just awful what is going around. So, the meds made the Kid's stomach upset. Needless to say, I stepped in shit today. Awh-some. I'll proably write a post about it, because I'm gross like that. Hope 3 & 4 DO NOT get it!