As any blogger knows, comments are second only to chocolate and hot multi-orgasmic sex. Out of 104 followers, I average about 20 comments per post... what the fuck? Was it something I said? Probably. I get that. I can be offensive. Oh, the cursing? Sorry. The negativity? Yeah, good point. Lame content? Ok, I'll give you that one, too.
Well, that's me,
suck it, I mean, leave a comment! Tell me where I can stick it! Tell me to suck balls. Tell me that you can't see things from my point of view 'cause you can't get your head that far up your ass. Just so I know you're there.
And if you really want to stick it to me- follow me (see all the hot faces on the right sidebar- yeah, I'm following myself- it was an experiment- screw off!), if you're not already, that'll really show me!
I enjoy a being a voyeur with the best of them, but sometimes it is fun to join in (get your head out of the gutter, Jay!)
In exchange, I will
give money and sexual favors strive to be witty, current, entertaining, optimistic, and politically correct! Who are we kidding?
I don't have any money and most of my readers are women!
Leave a comment and tell me what you want!