Monday, January 12, 2009

COME OUT OF THE CLOSET!!!

My dear friend, fellow Midwesterner with unkempt private parts, and Alpha sister, Annie at Cookies, Chaos, and Conversations has alerted me that it is Delurking Day! Holy shit, how did I not know this?

As any blogger knows, comments are second only to chocolate and hot multi-orgasmic sex. Out of 104 followers, I average about 20 comments per post... what the fuck? Was it something I said? Probably. I get that. I can be offensive. Oh, the cursing? Sorry. The negativity? Yeah, good point. Lame content? Ok, I'll give you that one, too.

Well, that's me, suck it, I mean, leave a comment! Tell me where I can stick it! Tell me to suck balls. Tell me that you can't see things from my point of view 'cause you can't get your head that far up your ass. Just so I know you're there.

And if you really want to stick it to me- follow me (see all the hot faces on the right sidebar- yeah, I'm following myself- it was an experiment- screw off!), if you're not already, that'll really show me!

I enjoy a being a voyeur with the best of them, but sometimes it is fun to join in (get your head out of the gutter, Jay!)

In exchange, I will give money and sexual favors strive to be witty, current, entertaining, optimistic, and politically correct! Who are we kidding?

I don't have any money and most of my readers are women!

Leave a comment and tell me what you want!



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36 comments:

Heinous said...

Well, I'm not delurking since I've polluted your comments before but here I am.

What do I want? Just keep doing what you do and I'll keep coming back.

Colleen - Mommy Always Wins said...

WHAT? One comment after THAT witty banter? You deserve 52 more!

★ Katie ★ said...

i lurk. i lol. i leave. :) kkthxbye.

Annie said...

Glad you joined me in my quest to get past 12 comments!

Momo Fali said...

I didn't know it was delurking day, though I try to leave comments consistently on the blogs I read. Though, don't get me wrong...I'm not beyond being bribed to comment more frequently.

Denise said...

I didnt know they had a delurking day. I like getting comments so I try to leave comments. So far that doesnt seem to work for me, I only get about 8-10. Wow, I must suck. LOL

That damn expat said...

I'm with Heinous, I've commented before but haven't done it regularly. Sorry, I'll try to be better in the future.

Patrice said...

I'm trying 2 be better at commenting more often as 1 of my new yrs resolutions! I love the idea of a delurking day! My comment:followers ratio is way off as well! Good luck finding your lurkers :)

Brittany said...

Lurking is for losers (hehe). Way to bring it girly, pull them out of the woodwork!

Under the Influence said...

I'm not a lurker, but I have some lurkers on my blog. Maybe they will show their faces today. I will go post and ask them to show up in my comments!

because I said so said...

I heart you Tena...you make me feel like I'm not the only crazy one in the blog pool

Oops...was that out loud?

Mary Moore said...

I'll delurk, but I think I've commented in the past. Have you commented on my blog? :o)

DONNA BOGIE said...

I cannot even remeber how I found your blog, but i do enjoy reading , i had gone thru and deleted alot of the boring blogs i read and kept yours so that should be worth something!

Deb said...

is it working? is anyone delurking?

and wait just a doggone minute... so what if we ARE mostly women?? i thought you were all into the lesbian thing!

bsouth said...

An average of 20? I have an average of about 3! Mind you, I'm not funny like you so I don't get so many hits! Anyway, this isn't really delurking because I comment here quite alot (I think - it's all a bit of a haze by the time I get to play with the internet).

Ronda's Rants said...

If I don't leave a comment...it's not you...it's me! Really I got nothing...sometimes I can't put (no many days) I can't put two words together...I love your blog though!

jerilynne said...

I am delurking..I love your blog..and the fact you live in my hometown is a plus! thankx for the laughs and the honestly!

Eudea-Mamia said...

What I want...

Hot, multi-orgasmic sex.

You asked!

And this Delurking Day thing is totally killing my stats - everyone is busy being nice to other people - no fair!!

Piece o' Coconut Cake said...

Now you're screwed-because as soon as I get my lazy ass in gear and post a new post sometime in this new year, you'll have to come over and leave a comment for me. AND TWITTER DOESN'T COUNT!

Amy Amy Bo Bamey said...

Suck Balls!!

You told me to say it! I like crazy, that is what keeps bringing me back for more....kidding I really enjoy your blog.

Chocolate Covered Daydreams said...

Only 20??? That's dang good from my standpoint! LOL

Happy Delurker day!

Jenni Jiggety said...

I want nothing more than your undying eternal devotion...

...and some Doritos.

Lottifish said...

De-lurking for a quick sec. Love your blog. :)

Jay @halftime lessons said...

Huh? Wha? Voyeur?

Sorry, I was just staring at your blog header again and then that caught my eye...

Anyway...where was I...

Ahh yes...naughty nurse.

♥georgie♥ said...

I would never be a lurker...maybe a peeping tom-ette LOL...you know i post and hope that i am considered a reg here ;-)

maggie said...

Delurking! I read sometimes even when I don't comment, but here I am! :)

Mr Lady said...

I think you should know that if you average 20% commenting on your site, you're doing much better than most people ever dream of.

Damn you being hot and shit. :)

Happy D Day!

Tiffany said...

I am not really a lurker, but I will say that was an awesome post, you always tell it like it is and that's why I love your blog.

Keep on keeping on girl.

jill jill bo bill said...

I read your previous post. I KNOW you don't care if we are women...LOL! And I will always leave you a comment. That's what lovers, touchers, squeezers do, ya know?!

Honeybell said...

I don't lurk, I stalk. And I totally love you in those PJ's.

Kacey R. said...

This is my first visit to your blog - PROMISE - but glad I stumbled across it because you had me rolling! Thanks!

Paige said...

I am only a semi lurker--but I will do better.

Promise~!

CassJustCurious said...

I am so glad that you came over from Annie's because I was laughing out loud and I love a girl that can embrace her inner curse goddess!

sltbee69 said...

Hello - big time lurker here. Yeah, I have a blog I haven't touched in months. Not likely to update it anytime soon either. But I still love reading.

Janah @ So Not Mom-a-licious said...

when is de-stalking day? You've had me since SITSmas.

Travis Erwin said...

Delurking, even though I'm way behind in my reading.