Yeah, the wrong family got "Uranus" because I have not stopped giggling for two weeks. Did you know that Uranus is gassy? Uranus is 14 times the size of Earth! That's rich- you can't make up stuff that good!
I currently have a blue paper mache planet hanging in my kitchen drying...
My husband: what's that?
Me: Uranus (of course, I say it kind of crude and emphasize YOUR ANUS- it's just funnier that way!)
Me: I'm painting 'Your Anus'- kinky, right?
Me: Don't touch Uranus- it's wet.
My husband: you are so dumb!
(it just doesn't get old! Try it!)
More random examples of how I need to get past 9 year old humor...
- The Bloggess recently got a dog and posted about possible names, "My Vagina" being one of her favorites. The humor in that has endless possiblities!
- Yesterday during the inauguration, Obama said "duties"- tee hee.
- I was on the phone with my sister and she asked why are there so many inaugural balls? Tee hee.