Tuesday, January 13, 2009

My 5 (or 6 or 7...)

Now that I have your attention, I'm going to go out on a limb here and say it... Rob Pattinson doesn't do it for me. There, I said it! Now, I know there are MANY obsessed Twilight fans right now pulling their mouse to the upper right hand 'X', thinking, that stupid beyotch, doesn't know what the hell she's talking about! Rightly so. However, I will admit, possibly, in the context of the book (I don't read) and the movie (never seen it)- I may appreciate him more.

Truth be told, appearance doesn't do it for me, alone (OK, sometimes, it does).






Usually though, I can get past looks pretty fast.


USUALLY!

Tiffany and Deb have both recently listed their "5" that they would "do"- (if you don't know what I'm referring to, you are probably in the wrong place so go ahead and turn back before it's too late and I corrupt you!) Narrowing it down to just five was not easy (unlike me in my single days!)

Again, like in my slutty days of old, I will be a rebel and NOT narrow it down to just 5!!!

I am a sucker for a nerdy singer/songwriter type...
Jason Mraz

Because they CAN surprise you and pull out the sexy... or whatever else he's reaching for down his pants!

Then there's Gavin DeGraw... his music is so damn lyrical and beautiful- he could look like Urkel and I would still love him, but lucky for me- he looks like this... Good Christ, who knew about that bod??? Sing to me baby!

Then you have the 'rock star'... always a hot commodity. Chris Cornell- back in the day, I loved him, but I thought it was because of his tough guy rocker image and music with Soundgarden and Audioslave... I was not a fan of the 'big hair' on a man...

Then he cut off the locks and shocked me with this mad hottness underneath...




WHO KNEW? FREAKING STUD!!!



I see him and want to have his babies- lots and lots of babies- a hot, hot man holding his babies!!!! Oh, what I would do to him!






Anthony Kiedes from The Red Hot Chili Peppers...



can't you just smell sex oozing from the computer screen??? Freaky, wild, dirty, sweaty, tattooed sex!





and then we can cuddle afterwards!

Then you've got the goofy, quirky, loveable, type...

James Marsden can pull off Corny Collins in Hairspray and Prince Charming in Enchanted...
But again, there's a LOT of sexy hiding in that all American boy... yum!


Men that can make me laugh...

Zach Braff- I just want to bite his full lips- just me?


Paul Rudd

AGAIN- the secret sexy! I imagine here that I have just told him to shut up and pushed him against the wall before I take full advantage of him...



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27 comments:

DJane said...

I love Jason Mraz and Gavin DeGraw's music, you got me there! I also couldn't agree more that once Chris Cornell discovered a hair stylists he is damn good looking! It is amazing the difference between long hair and styled.

Threeboys1mommy said...

laughing @ I don't read. We should form an I don't read club together.

Had no idea Anthony Kiedis was a daddy, so cute!

Deb said...

i am with you on what it takes to do it for me. i like the brains AND the brawn (with a little of the artistic genius thrown in for good measure).

however i do love me some marky mark!

Under the Influence said...

Yum!

Brooks said...

I am totally with you. I read the Twilight series and he still doesn't do it for me. I don't get it. I have had a cruch on Keidis since middle/high school (I am so old, I can't rememember which one) But some Marky Mark and Brad Pitt chest shots are all I need! Marsden is too Hot for Enchanted!

Brooks said...

I meant crush. I seriously need to spell check everything I type.

Jen said...

I need to start listening to this Gavin DeGraw. Wow! I did not know he was so hot. Totally agree about Paul Rudd and James Marsden. Of course, I disagree about Rob but I can overlook that. :)

Great list!!

C said...

I LOVE, love, love Jason Mraz! I think he super cute and HOT. I like the dorky/silly type like that too...plus, if they have musical talent of some sort? All the sexier, my friend!

~Christy
http://www.heavyonthecaffeine.com

The Daily Blonde said...

George Clooney will always be my favorite...because I'm old and I dig him. lol. Love Gavin Rossdale, too. Wait..Nicholas Cage...as funky as he looks, he's hot. I'm quite positive he'd be my choice if I wanted a one nighter.

Where is my mind? In the gutter as usual. Helps that I am with someone 6 years younger. Oh how it helps....

The Daily Blonde said...

PS...that Twilight guy does nothing for me. He looks very feminine and he probably does a colon cleanse or something. He's way too pretty for me.

Tiffany said...

?!?!??!?! I see how you suckered us in with Rob's picture. But you know what? I'm OK with you not liking him because he's mine =)

And I too like James and Paul Rudd. I mean who didn't fall in love with Paul in Clueless and James on Sweet Valley High. Oh nobody else watched SVH? Whatever!

Hey Tena lookie what I'm doing
=) =( :p ;)
It's some sort of secret code. hehe

Annie said...

Hey! Rudd grew up in my 'hood! Graduated with my cousin. Too bad we never met or made out. Damn it.

Dawn@Embracing the Ordinary Life said...

OOOHHHH I have a new appreciation for some of those sexy guys...thanks for the afternoon delight (ok well mid moring delight)

Soxy Deb said...

Oh my, just, um, oh my.
That's a very well thought out and put together list. You get an A+ for your work here today.
And for your work here today, I get a martini, a cold shower or hopefully a husband coming home for lunch - cause OH MY!

My word verification is bediss - if only it had been bed us...

♥georgie♥ said...

Chris Cornell oh my aching nevermind...dayum fine!

You had a great list...i woulda added Josh Holloway and Robin Thicke...

Kori said...

Excuse me while I go have a cigarette.

because I said so said...

touche' my friend......

but in his defense, you did pick the WORST picture of Robert Pattinson to post.....

Colleen - Mommy Always Wins said...

Wow, dude.

Are you sure you just don't need to get laid? ;-)

LOVE the list though, thanks...mreaow!

Susan in the Psych Ward said...

Jason Mraz, Gavin DeGraw, Zach Braff, James Marsden... I'm thinking I was adopted and we're actually sisters....

jaime said...

I'm right there w/ you on this Twilight guy thing! not my type at all- too pasty lookin. nope. not my type...although most of your others you listed ARE! good pics there Tena!

Jenni Jiggety said...

Well I do love me some Robert Pattinson...but I am with you on most of your others! I am not too into the rocker guys for some reason. I like 'em preppy...

Amy@Bitchin'WivesClub said...

I just laughed so hard at the picture of the guy that is Too Sexy for this Box. LMAO. This was an awesome post. I adore posts with lots of pictures...

bsouth said...

Oooh, Chris Cornell and Anthony Kiedis - I am so with you on those two!!

HappyHourSue said...

Listen to me carefully. Read the book. rent the DVD. Then get back to me.


And Marky Mark - RRRRRowwwrrrrr..

Tiffany said...

Oooooohh, I like your top 5. I did this a few months ago on my blog.. but they've changed a bit..

1.Vince Vaughn
2. Mark Sanchez (USC's quarterback, yeah he is young, so?),
3. Morris Chestnut
4. Henry Caville
5. Channing Tatum.

Ah, that felt good.

Aubrey said...

*BIG sigh*

Chris Cornell is DEF in my top 5. And Mr. Pitt. I'll have to think long and hard about my other 3. LOL heehee Long. Hard.

McMommy said...

Tena..OMG, you and I are one and the same!!!

And high-five on the making lots and lots of babies with Chris Cornell!!!!!!!

I was always the girl who fell for the nerdy musician type! But I didn't end up marrying one. Instead I married a nerdy computer guy...which even though he doesn't know how to sing or play an instrument, he can fix all my computer issues in a flash. And that's kind of hot.