I am a stay at home mom to 4 kids, 14,10,8,& 4. I am a bit high strung and not proud of it. I like things to be clean. I yell a lot. I am a sort of jack of all trades, master of none. I am honest, don't like getting old, wish I was cooler than I am. I am sucker for celebrity gossip, good raunchy jokes and overpriced skin care.
I am a reluctant stay at home mom nearing the end of my term. I am a recovering "Suzy Homemaker". I curse. I say what's on my mind. I hope that I say things that other people are thinking, just don't have the guts to say. I hope to make people laugh at or with me. I hope not to offend too many people, but know there have been a few and am quite certain there will be several more.
So, if you are looking for a dysfunctional view on mothering, being a woman , and life- you may not be disappointed here. If you are still Suzy Homemaker and think that everyone should be, I might just make you want to vomit.
So the bear had a itch...it happens. Everyone has some butt scratching every now and then! If the bear would have used Charmin maybe his butt would not have itched!
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who scratched their butt? the bear or the camera man? funny!
That's as bad as Dallas. Top story one night was the theft of someone's GIANT mouse statue off their porch. I just hope they figure out it was me...
I mean DON"T figure out it was me. Forget it. I blew that one...
That is either GOOD or bad news...at least it wasn't Obama seen scratching his butt.
I'm going to hell, I know it.
it's MSNBC- not CNN- there all the same to me- interchangeable, really, it took all day for an asstute person to notice- thanks!
asstute-new word means REALLY astute!
They get paid way to much for that kind of "news"...
I love that it's BREAKING NEWS!!
So the bear had a itch...it happens. Everyone has some butt scratching every now and then! If the bear would have used Charmin maybe his butt would not have itched!
the relief you must have felt to have a break from banks and bozos running for president
LOL too funny. Must be a REALLY slow news day.
That is hilarious! I cackled out loud!
I can't stop laughing. I'm going to start watching today!!! LOL
omg, I just read that screen shot at work and burst out laughing. Stop that or people are going to know what I really do at work - read blogs! :)
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