Random=me

OK, so I'm weird. That was pretty much the consensus on my completely screwed up dream. No big surprises, just morning after regrets, nothing new there, either. So you shouldn't be surprised at the randomness of this post- deal with it...

I promised no more political blogging, so, I ask you... what was I thinking by watching the Republican National Convention??? Maybe I wanted to get some new ideas for wacky Americana hats- because they definitely tapped that market and are winning in that category! Or maybe I wanted to take a gander at the hotties in Sarah Palin's family- yowza! Her husband, son, and Bristol's baby daddy has got it going on! I've always heard about the men out-numbering the women in Alaska, but I didn't know they looked like that- I imagined more of a Grizzly Adams sort of fellow.

As far as the 'politics' of it- I am trying to hold my tongue, I really am. I decided to let it all out on Twitter last night, so you're all safe.

It's raining cats and dogs here today thanks to Gustav finally making his way to the butthole of the country. I've heard something in the range of 5 inches and flash flooding possible. But as ugly as it is outside, I remember why I do love the Midwest- variety.

As much as I like sun, swimming and sweating my ass off- I love me some fat clothes. With all of the rain, a chill in the air also moved through. Putting on a nice cozy sweater today was comforting, like a long lost friend! A friend that doesn't mind the muffin top, need a special bra, or sucking it in- I missed you, my dear friends, sweaters! I can't wait to visit our long lost buddies- sweatshirts!

In another completely unrelated story... I was sitting on the toilet going pee and Beebs walks in (privacy shmivacy!) and asks me to tie her drawstring on her pants. As I use both hands to tie, she says in a worried little voice, "you aren't going to fall in?" (Since she has to use her hands to keep her little butt from falling in)- No my sweet adoring child- mommy's ass is large enough that if it got in I would NEVER be getting up! Her distorted proportion is just another reason why I love Beebs and just want to eat her up!