Wednesday, September 17, 2008

Girl on Girl Action, Stroking, and Boobs Bouncing

If you are interested in the title and came here from a google search- sorry- I'm a total tease. It's kind of an experiment- not experimentation- like in college, but testing a theory of abstract reasoning. Then again, if you were searching for 'boobs bouncing', you might not understand any of them there big words- sorry, you can go!

If I haven't scared you off yet, bless you! So, how fun was that yesterday? Maybe not for you, but for me- (maybe for you though, because I did give you that opportunity to please yourself and all!)

I pulled some people out of hiding and got some new faces to comment and I have more people on my "Followers" list, too, woo- hoo! Some of you asked what that means- well- you've sold your soul to the devil. No, I don't think that's it- I really don't know. I'm just horribly superficial and to me, it's a status thing, what can I say!

Another wonderful thing that came out of yesterday's post- I have a new best friend! Sorry, Ladies and Gents (sometimes there's a token dude or two here- and I heart them, too, so I can't leave them out)- I have a new bloggy buddy that I'm totally smitten with! She has graciously stroked my ego over at her blog today, talked about my boobs bouncing (or something), and linked me like 200 times in the post. Linking = LOVE- that's all I'm saying!

Cheryl, The Daily Blonde, is a little too good for me. Actually- she's totally slumming with me, really- she's so very gorgeous (WAY MILF), has 5 kids (trumping my 4) and is tech savvy! She made me this!


I would have to glue a sequin on a piece of paper, write the words with marker and take a picture of it and then post it (first I would have to have batteries in my camera)- that might have actually been entertaining-too bad!

She led me to this to find out my "Cuss Rate"- FINALLY, maybe a contest I can win!( Be careful, if you go- they direct you to Mingle2- which, if you're like me, and God help you, but if you're like me and you just fill out info when they ask for it, you, too may be confused when they ask if you are looking for a man or a woman- wasn't sure exactly what that had anything to do with how much I cussed, but they assured me that they would find me a good man- I'll have to warn my husband!)

Anyway, my cuss rate is 52.4%- that's not that bad, SHIT! I don't know how they figure that. It's not like I cuss 52% of the time- what am I a fucking sailor? If they had a category for "mommy blogs", I'm thinking I might be at the top of the list- I mean, my 3 year old says "Fuck it"!

Cheryl and I are both on a mission to decrease that damn "Bounce Rate" and become popular! So go see my new friend and boobs better be the only thing bouncing over there!



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20 comments:

Honeybell said...

LMAO!! The porn searchers are gonna be so pissed at you.

Cheryl said...

I am laughing so hard I think I'm going to need some bladder control product. YOU are too kind...but hey, maybe we're on to something. I think my daily breakfast post tomorrow will have to have a title like "girl on girl breakfast sandwich". We'll take over that google bounce crap once and for all!!

You're so awesome. I expect to hear about a higher cuss rate and a lower bounce rate soon...although since Mr. Handsome has come into my life, my cuss-o-meter works when I'm bouncing.

God, I hope my kids continue to be disinterested in my blogging. Imagine...Mom bounces.

Have a great nite.....

ijustvacuumed said...

Oh how I get you!

CailinMarie said...

hysterical and then some...
and excuse me as I edit myself (seriously I need to take the cuss test because I'm willing to bet body parts that I cuss more than that) and yes my three year old once said "eat your fucking french fries" to her great grandmother, not her grandmother, her great grandmother - pre WW2 for crying out loud!
but what I really need to know is:
WHAT IS GOOGLE BOUNCE???

Linda S said...

Once again found you on a google search for MILF Boobs Fuck It...I either need to stay away from Google or find a way to move myself up farther in the searches...damn girl, you got it goin' on...

Actually Cheryl sent me this time, that might explain things better...

jaime said...

If Cheryl's cool w/ you...i'm cool w/ Cheryl..i'll be over there in a second!

Rochelle said...

So you're lowering your bounce rate and looking to increase your cuss rate at the same time? This could really work! More quotes from Beebs!!

cya

Jill said...

Oh my goodness, you are a riot! I never knew what that bounce rate meant. Nor do I even understand how to read my google analytics. Oh well...

Here's hoping you get some.... more readers I mean.

Annie said...

Fuckin' A! You need to cuss some more, clearly!

Dana said...

Oh, correct me if I'm wrong, but aren't you going to increase your bounce rate if more dirty old men are comine here looking for MILFs and bouncing boobies and masturbation?

Oh well, who cares right, you're definately hooking more mommybloggers by pleasing yourself, and that's what matters! I was ROFLMAO at cailinmarie's comment. I'm definately going to be coming back!

Terri said...

okay I'm following now, but will you follow me? :o)

georgie said...

Tena you crack me!!!
I have no clue what bounce rate means-I cant even read the whole GA thang...on my way to check your new BBB

georgie said...

well ok you crack me and you also crack me UP!!!!

Manic Mom said...

Look!!! My face is in the Top right corner of your blog. I'm watching you now. LOL

Always Home and Uncool said...

These last two post title prove you have a fine career ahead of you in the blogophere. Cheers!

because I said so said...

you give me a giggle every day...
thanks!!
come visit me some time on my blog

sltbee69 said...

I can't believe your cuss rate was on 52.4%! You have some improving to do. :-)

The Insane Writer said...

HA HA that is soo great. I found you thru none other than Cheryl! You ladies are both great! I am betting google is going to be speechless.lol or not?? hehe

Eudae-mamia said...

Oops, sorry, I thought this was post about the female Olympic Rowing team. My bad.

Thanks for the laugh, I really needed it. Two sick babies.

Em

Soulfully Blonde said...

hee! You make me wanna write about boobs too. lol

I think we should ALL tease the porn searchers.

Like how they have wordless wednesday we could have....ummm...mastrubation monday, titties tuesday, wet n wild wednesday, thursday thrusting, fetish friday, slutty saturday and sunday sucking! :)

MUCH more fun than wordless wednesday. :P But thats just me!