Friday Fragments- party edition!

I'm loving "Friday Fragments"- here's an idea- I should just name every post "Fragments"- or not. But Mrs. 4444, is at least giving me the opportunity to not feel like such a lunatic on Fridays by giving it a name- yay!

I work better under pressure she said as she reaches for her medication. The 'to do' list is getting longer and what am I doing? Sitting at my computer like the big fat loser that I am!

I have, oh, I don't know, 5, 10, 15, 20 people coming over tomorrow night for the Seventies party? Your guess is as good as mine! For some reason, people don't RSVP!!! Personally, if I don't RSVP, it's because I feel bad or guilty that I can't (or don't want to) make it to an event- an avoidance, if you will. Spare my feelings, people! I have a party to plan! Should I have snacks and beverages for 5 or 40? My grocery trip today was a guessing game! All I knew was booze. I likes me a fruity drink, so I bought a nice assortment that, if nothing else, I will enjoy!

I am counting on my good friend "T" to show up and get so drunk that she will entertain everyone (or just me)- it's a gift she has! "T" (who occasionally reads this and hasn't completely disowned me as a friend- now that's love)- don't let me down- remember- I have 4 extra beds waiting for you and your drunk ass!

My dog smells like, well, he smells like a wet dirty dog that had to go pee and poop in the pouring rain all day yesterday. I don't do well with smells and I don't think my house smells. However, I am very self-conscious that my nose may be getting used to his smell. So, I crated him up and shipped him off to the groomers today. While he's there, if I ever get my ass off of this computer chair, I plan on cleaning my house from top to bottom.

I borrowed a chocolate fountain from my mom's neighbor and am so excited to use it. Stay tuned, there might be pictures of a fruitliciously drunk disco diva covered in chocolate doing karaoke- just sayin'!

I got my outfit for the weekend and it is size "8" that I ordered online. I was very nervous. An "8" in 1970-pfff- fughettaboutit! An "8" by today's standards, maybe, on a good non- bloated, really tight spandex- Spanx undergarment day. Luckily for me, I think it was a 2008 size 8. However, bright red polyester skin tight jumpsuit- not so forgiving- but it zipped! I will just have to do my damnedest to nip and tuck everything in with as little lumps and bumps possible!

So wish me luck! I know you'll be sitting on the edge of your seat for fuzzy photo scrapbook memories of the weekend! Let's hope I remember how to use the camera and there's someone here other than me and my husband- that could get ugly!