Friday, September 19, 2008

Friday Fragments- PORN WEEK EDITION

Friday Fragments?

Yippee- another Friday Fragments! I was just thinking... I have a few things that I want to write, but they don't make any sense altogether... hmmm... and then I realized it's Friday! Mrs. 4444 is a genius!

*** It is a "half day" at my kids' school today! I HATE THAT! I also am no longer understanding of the concept TGIF. I know, back when I had a life and a job and such, I got it (well, kind of because I worked in retail)... but now it just means that my kids are going to be here driving me fricking nuts and being needy and messing up my daily routine... is that wrong of me?

*** My kids have 'couriers' sent home on Fridays- it's an envelope that is sent home at the end of the week with all of the paper work for the entire week. Couriers make my head want to explode!

*** I haven't recognized TOO many of my bloggy friends on the Not Quite Hot Enough Blogger Calendar- what are you waiting for? Are you waiting to lose 30lbs or until that zit clears up- yeah, so was I, but Happy Hour Sue was on my ass to get her the picture so I had to bite the bullet. Even if you don't have a scanner- take a picture of a picture (that's why my picture quality isn't so great, but it worked!)...

*** AND after you have submitted your photo and go there to admire your gorgeous mug- LEAVE ME A COMMENT THERE- remember I'm a comment whore- and I will do the same for you! Just because I didn't post a picture of bikini clad T&A- no one is commenting and I'm feeling like a big loser!

***I must say this, though, when Happy Hour Sue gave me my deadline for a picture, I was scrambling through my house to find a picture that was taken back when I was 18. My mom worked with a guy that was a freelance photographer that was contracted out by Hot Rod Magazine to take a picture of a rare restored Dodge Charger (it was old, I don't know 1960's?)... and was looking for a slut to throw on the hood of the car for the photo. My mom immediately thought of me- thanks mom! And since I am a people pleaser- I put on my size 2 bikini and laid my skinny ass on the hood of the car while he took pictures of me! A few weeks later, he sent me the copies of the photos. They sucked! I am not a model! I was soooo uncomfortable and am not particularly photogenic (I have an appreciation for the fools on America's Next Top Model)! However, I was 18 and my body was rockin'! So I kept it for safe keeping and my husband enjoys it. He didn't believe that my body never had stretch marks and it's my only proof! OF COURSE, NOW I CAN'T FIND THE DAMN THING! Any Hot Rod magazine collectors out there?

*** Weeds finale- WOW! If you haven't watched it- no spoilers, but - ooooh it's good! After it was over, I realized that I would be going through withdrawls so I finally started watching Dexter (because God forbid I actually have a life or something!). I made it through season 1 and the first 2 episodes of Season 2. Good stuff.

***On the mental health front- I'm doing well and am not taking meds. I know, I know, I ranted and raved about getting my hands on those puppies, but I did and, though they helped me over the hump, what was prescribed made me super tired, lethargic, and made my skin break out like a 16 year old McDonald's fry cook! I am still under the doctor's "care"- because Lord knows I need it. Since you're reading me, I assume you, too, are mentally unsound, so anyone else ever have that problem with the meds?

***Google Analytics Update! My dirty word experiment proved my theory to be right! Those 2 days, I got 50 extra hits each day! Bounce rate stayed the same. New keyword searches: "Boobs" & "Boobs Go Bouncing" - so welcome, if you will, my new classy readers! If I could only find that damn picture!!!

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19 comments:

jill jill bo bill said...

I have to wait until Amy can go to mom's on sat and get her and my hott pix. Ya know she will NOT pick out my HOTT one if it's hotter than her's. Bitch. What's a girl to do 500 miles away?

Annie said...

Hmmmm....my old pics would also require a visit to the 'rents. I'm enjoying checking all teh hotties for now. Maybe I'll be the grand finale!

LiteralDan said...

The Google-search lure is a great idea, for your own amusement if nothing else. I don't think anyone stopping by from a search like that would want to hear stories about my kids, or anything else.

I also like Dexter, and I've been thinking about giving Weeds a try, though like you I wonder if I should just skip it so I have time for other things in life.

Tiffany said...

I submitted my head pic from when I was like 17. Oh you'll know it's me alright. LOL And I just started watching Weeds on the net. I love it! Except I have to watch bootlegged copies on the net with Japanese captions. LOL

Eudae-mamia said...

Oh thank the Lord - my oldest is home sick from school today. Poor angel, but mama needs HER time. Here I was feeling guilty. Glad I am in good company.

No scanner here for older shots. I know, completely deprived.

Em

Tena said...

I so feel you on the Friday thing... just thinking about the fights I will have to break up this weekend, makes me what to break out in a rash

Blessings From Above said...

You. Are. Hilarious!

The only meds I've tried were Prozac. It did help get me over the hump, but I remember that I had no sex drive. Although 10 years of marriage probably;y contributed to that one! ;)

amelia bedelia said...

I will see if I can find pics of me and post them. Me and Jill may have to do a combo one. is that allowed in the rules. and no, jill i will not put one on there if you don't look smokin' hot. Im glad your off meds, those things make me nervous.

Dawn@Embracing the Ordinary Life said...

I'm not posting my picture because I'm pretty sure the 4 people that read my blog won't vote!!

Boobs...lol.

Terri said...

My Wife Swap story....

I"m a massage therapist and my client was one of the swapped wives. I'm at the end of the episode, giving her a massage. :)

Her name is Stacy from Alabama, self-proclaimed super mom. She swapped with a mom in Texas who let he farm animals live inside.

Mrs4444 said...

You are especially brilliant on FF, my friend. Well done! I'd love to see that photo, too!! :)

jaime said...

i have to get pics from my parents house...i'm going there this weekend so hopefully my blonde ass will remember!

jaime said...

weed, meds, withdrawal... put THOSE words into your next title and you'll get some nice hits- WORD.

Cheryl said...

I am glad I'm not alone having a fragmented type of Friday. When I start out with ice cream, I know that the PMS rage is ready to rumble.
I'm going over to comment on your photo...and you look great...and you're half my damned age. That's sucks altogether. I think I'm going to be kicked out of the mommy bloggers group and I'll be in the elderly mom group. Or so it seems when I pick up my 8 year old at school AND EVERYONE IS 24! What the hell??

Anyway, I've left you a longggg comment so I can stay on your site and screw some more with Google. My numbers went way up when I put bounce, jiggle, hell and shit in my post. Oh, and the word "google" helps.

Heading over to the Hotter Than The Other Piece of Shit Calendar Contest...

Deb said...

First - can you tell me what this google analytics is all about and what do I do to get on it - I wanna check it out too.
Next, when it was time for my first refill of my meds, I was pondering (out loud at the dinner table) whether or not to refill. Ya know, "I don't feel like this stuff did anything for me so I don't think I will refill it." when the 3 men in my life simultaeneously (sp) responded with "Yes, you need to refill it!" Have I mentioned I love them? Asshats. The weening off process was a bit scary for me though. The whole not knowing what to expect thing. But I'm back to my normal bitchy self, so alls well that ends well. LOL

Jill said...

Half-days really suck big monkey dick. My daughter's school ends at 12:30 every day - and it totally bums me out!

bsouth said...

You really make me laugh! I'm off over to check out the calendar but am gutted that I won't be seeing you spread over the hood of a Dodge. I've never had those problems with meds but haven't taken any for a while (I choose to embrace my madness nowadays and tough luck for anyone who has to put up with me!).

charrette said...

You're hilarious! I'm not posting any pictures because i'm camera phobic...

And I share your hatred of early-out Fridays and homework packets and anti-depressant side-effects.

C said...

Yay! I have internet back--part of the land of the living again!

You're another Weeds watcher? All of my friends are obsessed with that show and tell me to watch it but I'm a little too busy with Facebook, thank you very much! LOL

I'm glad I am finally able to get back here--I missed ya! :)

~Christy