Friday Fragments- PORN WEEK EDITION

Yippee- another Friday Fragments! I was just thinking... I have a few things that I want to write, but they don't make any sense altogether... hmmm... and then I realized it's Friday! Mrs. 4444 is a genius!

*** It is a "half day" at my kids' school today! I HATE THAT! I also am no longer understanding of the concept TGIF. I know, back when I had a life and a job and such, I got it (well, kind of because I worked in retail)... but now it just means that my kids are going to be here driving me fricking nuts and being needy and messing up my daily routine... is that wrong of me?

*** My kids have 'couriers' sent home on Fridays- it's an envelope that is sent home at the end of the week with all of the paper work for the entire week. Couriers make my head want to explode!

*** I haven't recognized TOO many of my bloggy friends on the Not Quite Hot Enough Blogger Calendar- what are you waiting for? Are you waiting to lose 30lbs or until that zit clears up- yeah, so was I, but Happy Hour Sue was on my ass to get her the picture so I had to bite the bullet. Even if you don't have a scanner- take a picture of a picture (that's why my picture quality isn't so great, but it worked!)...

*** AND after you have submitted your photo and go there to admire your gorgeous mug- LEAVE ME A COMMENT THERE- remember I'm a comment whore- and I will do the same for you! Just because I didn't post a picture of bikini clad T&A- no one is commenting and I'm feeling like a big loser!

***I must say this, though, when Happy Hour Sue gave me my deadline for a picture, I was scrambling through my house to find a picture that was taken back when I was 18. My mom worked with a guy that was a freelance photographer that was contracted out by Hot Rod Magazine to take a picture of a rare restored Dodge Charger (it was old, I don't know 1960's?)... and was looking for a slut to throw on the hood of the car for the photo. My mom immediately thought of me- thanks mom! And since I am a people pleaser- I put on my size 2 bikini and laid my skinny ass on the hood of the car while he took pictures of me! A few weeks later, he sent me the copies of the photos. They sucked! I am not a model! I was soooo uncomfortable and am not particularly photogenic (I have an appreciation for the fools on America's Next Top Model)! However, I was 18 and my body was rockin'! So I kept it for safe keeping and my husband enjoys it. He didn't believe that my body never had stretch marks and it's my only proof! OF COURSE, NOW I CAN'T FIND THE DAMN THING! Any Hot Rod magazine collectors out there?

*** Weeds finale- WOW! If you haven't watched it- no spoilers, but - ooooh it's good! After it was over, I realized that I would be going through withdrawls so I finally started watching Dexter (because God forbid I actually have a life or something!). I made it through season 1 and the first 2 episodes of Season 2. Good stuff.

***On the mental health front- I'm doing well and am not taking meds. I know, I know, I ranted and raved about getting my hands on those puppies, but I did and, though they helped me over the hump, what was prescribed made me super tired, lethargic, and made my skin break out like a 16 year old McDonald's fry cook! I am still under the doctor's "care"- because Lord knows I need it. Since you're reading me, I assume you, too, are mentally unsound, so anyone else ever have that problem with the meds?

***Google Analytics Update! My dirty word experiment proved my theory to be right! Those 2 days, I got 50 extra hits each day! Bounce rate stayed the same. New keyword searches: "Boobs" & "Boobs Go Bouncing" - so welcome, if you will, my new classy readers! If I could only find that damn picture!!!