I am a stay at home mom to 4 kids, 14,10,8,& 4. I am a bit high strung and not proud of it. I like things to be clean. I yell a lot. I am a sort of jack of all trades, master of none. I am honest, don't like getting old, wish I was cooler than I am. I am sucker for celebrity gossip, good raunchy jokes and overpriced skin care.
I am a reluctant stay at home mom nearing the end of my term. I am a recovering "Suzy Homemaker". I curse. I say what's on my mind. I hope that I say things that other people are thinking, just don't have the guts to say. I hope to make people laugh at or with me. I hope not to offend too many people, but know there have been a few and am quite certain there will be several more.
So, if you are looking for a dysfunctional view on mothering, being a woman , and life- you may not be disappointed here. If you are still Suzy Homemaker and think that everyone should be, I might just make you want to vomit.
We watch American Idol. If your favorite is a guy, Beebs refers to him as "your boyfriend". She likes David Archuletta- he is "her boyfriend". I like David Cook.
In Church on Sunday, there was a man sitting behind us that she felt resembeled David Cook. My husband is holding her and she yells," Mom, that looks like your boyfriend!"
2 comments:
Priceless!! *laughing out loud!*
Love moments like this! I have really enjoyed you blog! Too funny!
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