I don't want them to look at my wiener.
I remember our first date- we went golfing (No. We didn't.) you wore a plaid skirt- that was one good looking outfit- you should wear that again-Sure, I still have that skirt that I have NO idea what you're talking about from 15 years ago!
If something happens, give my brother my desk.
When I was 18... ( that was the complete thought! )
Cheeseburgers are good.
I don't mind crowded beaches.
Can't I wear my underwear?
I don't feel these drugs at all.
Yeah, sure you don't!