I am a stay at home mom to 4 kids, 14,10,8,& 4. I am a bit high strung and not proud of it. I like things to be clean. I yell a lot. I am a sort of jack of all trades, master of none. I am honest, don't like getting old, wish I was cooler than I am. I am sucker for celebrity gossip, good raunchy jokes and overpriced skin care.
I am a reluctant stay at home mom nearing the end of my term. I am a recovering "Suzy Homemaker". I curse. I say what's on my mind. I hope that I say things that other people are thinking, just don't have the guts to say. I hope to make people laugh at or with me. I hope not to offend too many people, but know there have been a few and am quite certain there will be several more.
So, if you are looking for a dysfunctional view on mothering, being a woman , and life- you may not be disappointed here. If you are still Suzy Homemaker and think that everyone should be, I might just make you want to vomit.
25 comments:
Until now, I never viewed buttons as the enemy.
The truth or dare one is just wrong on soooo many levels. Ewww!!!
I love it!
Holy crap, I don't know which one I think is the funniest!
you never fail to make me laugh!
I got a picture text of the armpit one. I freak out until I found out what it was....then I texted it to all my friends!
LMAO I love those things. I got a new one yesterday and it was fucking hilarious. I think I emailed it to you.
these are so funny! Love your blog!
You SO need to check out despair.com and their demotivators. They are THAT awesome!
That was hilarious. So which button is yours today? Drunk & Up Late? Some of those are just priceless. ROTFL. Nice job.
HAHAHA! I am so glad I already ate, some of those are a bit icky!!
it's wrong that the bible spoiler about jesus made me laugh the hardest isn't it....I'm such a heathen...
Funny stuff!
laughin...too hard...
Those are hysterical! And I totally have a dirty mind.
Ok, so this is the second time I came to your blog today to see these...and not for the boobs. Although, nice.
No, I have to be honest...it was for cookie monster. Because he had me peeing myself earlier today, and he didnt disappoint again.
And I mean, fucking hilarious.
Your are a total hoot!
Chek out this site. You will love the buttons!http://www.unoriginal.co.uk/retro-la-de-da.html
That's hilarious... and sadly, I can so relate to the buttons one right now...
Love those! Very funny.
Cookie Monster rules.
Damn funny.
Well thank god I still have a dirty mind. I really needed that reassurance today.
I love all of these - can't even chose a favorite. Now I have to stop LOL at work!
ohmygosh, these are killer! The lesbian one cracked me up! I know a few that are just like this. Men are so mislead by the porn!
Oh, can I steal the cookie monster one for my recent post?! These are too funny!!!!
God's apology to fat girls! hahahaha!
These are awesome!
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