Monday, March 16, 2009

KMBFBAG- BYE WEEK!


It's been one of those days- and it's only 9:20AM- not a good sign for things to come! From being woken by kids fighting over which cereal to eat and my daughter INSISTING that I didn't wash her gym shorts- which I totally did- and our dog puking all morning, which is gross, but at least he eats it and cleans up after himself- just getting out the door was a struggle.

I dropped the kids off at school and drove away- 2 minutes later, I receive a call from my son- he wore his shorts today and they are not allowed to wear shorts (they used to be able to wear shorts year-round- apparently not anymore- yet, another new addition to the school handbook that I didn't read!)

So, I have to go home, just to go right back and bring him his pants! I walk into the school office in my jammie pants/Crocs/braless morning glory only to be presented with a detention slip for my son...and I haven't even had my coffee yet! Oh Happy Day.

It is Monday and I have to step on a scale. I must document my humiliation and shame of another crappy week filled with birthday treats, weak moments, and a 1 lb gain. My batteries in my camera are dead. It just keeps getting better.

I guess I'm lucky that the camera is dead because the blogger in me would feel obligated to show you what I look like typing this- a complete and total dork that can't concentrate with the background noise of the most ridiculous children's show ever made- Lazy Town. So I went and got my husband's headphones that he uses when he uses his riding mower (and I mock it CONSTANTLY!)

I sort of resemble this dude right now...

Frown and all.

So, if you don't mind, I'm going to pretend this KMBFBAG week and this morning never happened. I hope you have better results to share.




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21 comments:

A. K. said...

Happy Monday! Have a great week ahead!

Kristina P. said...

I'm just sad we don't have a picture of you braless.

Jen said...

What a horrendous way to start the week. I'm thinking it can only get better from here.

mommablogsalot said...

Sorry this day hasn't gone very well - totally happens to the best of us! Here's to next week being way better.

jill jill bo bill said...

Hello, this is misery and I love company. I am really sorry you are having a shitty day. Just moan and whine like I do and the acid build up will deter hunger pains.

Evolving Mommy Catherine said...

Yikes. I woke up thinking I would rather wind back the clock to last night and get a do over on my sleep since it didn't go so well, than actually go through with Monday. Maybe we should all just pretend like today never happened?

Karen said...

Tena, honey, you just need to go back to bed and start this week over again....

Diva Ma said...

Well that's a Monday for ya! I'm wit ya except for the pajamas in public thing. Kinda one of my peeves!

because I said so said...

really? I think Yo Gabba Gabba is the worst...but Lazy Town runs a tight second

sounds like Tena needs to come to my party tonight. I'll be serving Wine and Xanax...and Benedryl for the kids

♥ spoiled mommy ♥ said...

*chuckle*
I do not mean to laugh but I have been there done that type of mornings...the visual of you walking into the school cracked me up but only because I have dressed like that a few too many times as well.
I hope the rest of your week gets better.

Under the Influence said...

Did they give your son a detention because his mother was not wearing a bra at school or because he wore shorts when he wasn't supposed to? :)

Deb said...

the day my dogs stop eating their own puke is the day they go to the pound.

here, let me help you out, dear tena. you've got the date wrong, honey... it's tuesday.

Brittany said...

Oh man. Drink. Lots.

And Lazy Town is super creepy.

Amy Amy Bo Bamey said...

Sorry such a shitty week! I hope it gets better for you! I think you could rock those headphones well!

Ewww on the dog puke! How come my dog does not clean up after himself? I feel jipped!

Annie said...

I hope your day is better by now!

TentCamper said...

F the schools changing their rules. I freaking hate that...and some of their dumb ass rules. If I were you I would have totally flashed my braless boobs at them whilst the handed me that detention slip.

As for the camera batteries being dead....I bet you keep spares for your 'toys'...I know where your priorities are.

Chocolate Covered Daydreams said...

Hope the rest of the day has gotten considerably better for you! You trained your dog well to pick up after hisself.

Jenn@mylifewiththecrazies said...

I am laughing only because I have 2 dogs who "eat up" after themselves too LOL Hope your day got better!

Jenni Jiggety said...

Let's pretend today never happened...

Tiffany said...

Damn I would have paid to see your getup at school. LOL

Threeboys1mommy said...

Lazy Town is the craziest shit evah!