I'm not going to bore you with excuses. Not because I can't come up with them- I'm very good at that. Not that I've exhausted the PMS and 'that time of month' shit- 'cuz I haven't. I get one week of Pre-PMS- just the blahs. Then I get one week of PMS- sore boobs, water retention, bipolar skin treatments of zit cream on one spot and wrinkle cream on another and psychosis. Then I get one week of uterus lining disposing from my body causing cramps (sorry dudes- it's the truth), unusually excessive bitchiness, appetites of epic proportions, and psychosis. That leaves one week of relative normalcy. That's one small window!
Believe it or not- I am currently in my 'balanced' interval- my one week of as close to sane as I get. And something just ain't right! I don't know what it is. I don't feel sick. I don't have a fever. No headache. Unfortunately, the appetite is strong as ever.
I'm freezing my ass off and have no energy. I have been camped out under a blanket on my couch for 2 days and I cannot get warm! I don't have a Slanket or a Snuggie because those commercials are gay (unless they would like to sponsor me- in which case- gay in the good way- like Anderson Cooper or Tim Gunn). I prefer to keep my hands under my blanket. Except when I have to answer the phone which has become a colossal pain in the ass- P.S. STOP CALLING ME! AND having to take my hand out from under my blanket so the remote control will work! Which is often when I'm trying to keep up with American Idol, Real Housewives of New York, The Bastard, I mean, Bachelor, and The Biggest Loser! What's a cold ass pathetic girl with no life and a case of the blahs supposed to do?
That's what's going on with me. Do you have a diagnosis or sympathy? Do you have some suggestions of what to do? And if you suggest I work out, may I suggest you NOT say that!
While we're on the subject of suggestions- is there anything you would like to know about me? Yeah, I'm desperate here! Fodder is at a minimum until I'm admitted into the asylum or get warm- it's a toss up which will come first- then it will get good- I swear, I hope! Till then- questions? Give me something!