Friday Fragments

So it seems on back on this blogging fix after all. As was my tradition, I will try to jump back in with Mrs.4444 in Friday Fragments... here goes ... sorry- I may be rusty...

***Today is a large coffee day. I usually get the medium (that's right- small, medium and large- good old-fashioned poor white trash sizes not that hoytie-toytie tall, grande shit!), but something told me this was a large coffee day- thus far, I was right- so I said, "I'll take the biggin'". Beebs woke everyone up at 7AM with her howling scream because "she's being mean to me" and it was on!

***I had to do bills this morning and the stack was getting VERY thick, but I had procrastinated long enough. Damn, it's depressing draining a bank account by paying bills.

***Yesterday was a tough day for me. Lots of tears. No real incident- just feelings of overwhelmed/not being able to keep it together/inadequacies/my kids won't shut up. My husband works a lot and when he's home "he's tired". He hates it when I say it, but for all intents and purposes- I am a single mom. To 5 kids. 4 that I birthed and 1 that I married. Don't get me wrong, the 45 year old keeps the ship running by bringing home a paycheck- and he won't let me forget it!!! I don't want to get all introspective, but sometimes I just want to tell him "I'm tired too, and I deserve a raise-dammit!" I'll shut up now.

***I'm not cool. Sometimes I forget that- if you ever hear me say "Tru-dat", FO SHO, or add the suffix "izzle" to ANYTHING- please slap me!

*** Google Analytics is a site that keeps track of traffic on blogs. It's also a fool proof way to be entertained by seeing what keyword searches your blog has been found through.... this person stayed for 6 pages...

"milfs experimenting licking face and pussy while working out at the gym"

Did the small font make it any less crass? Probably not. I'll have you know that I pasted and copied- I didn't even want to type that because then I imagine it and then I don't want to go to the gym anymore because you already hear horror stories about Staph infections that circulate at the gym and I think this brings to another level!

***Curious, why is the word "internet" not on spellcheck- did I miss something??

***Michael Jackson and Farrah Fawcett died. Sad. Sure, Michael was a freak show, but he was an icon- he pioneered pop music. And if you didn't dance to him in the 80's or sing along with his music at some point in your life, then your religion doesn't allow you to be using that fancy E-lectricity it takes to run the computer you're reading this on- so grab your bonnet and be on your way. Give the dude his props- that's all I'm saying. And as for Farrah, she was gorgeous, the documentary about her was lovely and heart-breaking- but she was a freak show for a while, too- you can't tell me that broad wasn't souped up on something when she was on David Letterman. But I digress, they are both gone, that is sad. They have both left behind family, friends, and fans that will miss them. Have some respect.