I am a stay at home mom to 4 kids, 14,10,8,& 4. I am a bit high strung and not proud of it. I like things to be clean. I yell a lot. I am a sort of jack of all trades, master of none. I am honest, don't like getting old, wish I was cooler than I am. I am sucker for celebrity gossip, good raunchy jokes and overpriced skin care.
I am a reluctant stay at home mom nearing the end of my term. I am a recovering "Suzy Homemaker". I curse. I say what's on my mind. I hope that I say things that other people are thinking, just don't have the guts to say. I hope to make people laugh at or with me. I hope not to offend too many people, but know there have been a few and am quite certain there will be several more.
So, if you are looking for a dysfunctional view on mothering, being a woman , and life- you may not be disappointed here. If you are still Suzy Homemaker and think that everyone should be, I might just make you want to vomit.
12 comments:
What a delight!.... :)
I am jealous! Looks like heaven! I was in humid hell in Florida this weekend...glad to go back to heavenly San Diego today! Miss you tons!!!
amen! thank god in heaven for coffee and s'mores.
glad you made it back alive!
I had my fair share of smores too ... but god are they good! Glad you made it back safely lol
Yes, please. I'll take a dose or two of that serenity.
Next time, open the window on the inside, and give that screen a hard flick.
Something so enjoyable about watching a spider go spiraling through the air.
And if you listen well, you might hear his little scream..."ahhhhhhhhhhhh."
Glad you're back in one piece :-)
But did you do any cow milking?
next time, pack some Jeremiah Weed vodka tea. :)
At least you didn't have to operate the mode of transport! :)
Caffeine does = tranquility. Always.
Oh, I would love to be able to drink my coffee there!
yay! I knew it wouldn't be that bad!
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