Saturday, August 22, 2009

Is there a doctor in the house???

I'm pretty sure I'm dying.

Web Md diagnosed me with Fibromyalgia, but that makes no sense- fucking quack!

I have been dizzy. Like pulling the car over to the side of the road and freak the crap out of the kids- dizzy! Like reminiscent of the time I fainted in the front row of the sixth grade choir and the boy behind me thought I just tripped and was "doing me a favor" by helping me forward so I fainted and went straight forward like that "trust" exercise" except no one caught me except the concrete floor and about 300 people gasping as they thought they watched me plunge to my premature death... KAPLAT flat on my face and bit straight through my bottom lip and still have the scar to prove it- dizzy.

I have been nauseous. Like constant fear, feel, and desire to vomit, but never getting the relief except from a measly little burp now and again. Unfortunately, shoving more food down my throat does give a false sense of comfort for about an hour- so I'm eating hourly which has been contributing to this fat suit I've been wearing lately.

I am hot. Not "fever" hot- but breaking out into cold sweats and feeling like I'm going to spontaneously combust hot. Like seeing how far a human can fit into the milk freezer at the grocery store hot (and don't think my kids weren't thoroughly entertained by that experiment!)

And, for your reading enjoyment, constipation is the newest symptom. Yeah!

Today is the 4th day of this hell.

It's highly unlikely that I'm pregnant although, I'm aware, it's text book case of early symptoms. I could get into details, but I won't- HIGHLY UNLIKELY.

The only thing that helps is laying still in a dark, quiet room and not moving, talking, or having ANY stress. And since 4 practices a night has been our routine- that's not been possible, thus my impending death.

We have a weekend full of activities and I'm sooo nervous about how I'll hang in- I wish I could get the shits and throw up profusely!

Since Web Md sucks- I need your diagnosis... and if you don't come through... my plan is to see a doctor on Monday.




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19 comments:

Sarah said...

I'm voting either pregnant or inner-ear infection.

Em said...

Gall bladder.

Thyroid.

Or pregnant.

You're a good Catholic girl. You know it COULD be possible. Mary was probably in denial right up until she delivered.

Michelle said...

Hmm.. I've had gallbladder problems. It's not that. You'd have PAIN. Like been over double pain.

Sounds kinda like panic attacks. When these hit do you feel like running? Like getting the hell out of there and that you're going to DIE? yep, that's panic.

OR... ulcer or acid reflux. Creates nausea and during flare ups, you can break out in cold sweats. Burping would fit in with that too. And dizziness. Stress feeds into it. :)

BTW.... I'll tweet ya my bill.

Michelle
http://www.everydaycelebrating.com

Tiaras said...

stress - anxiety or vertigo

Ronda's Rants said...

You are about to hate me for all eternity...
Could it be early (much to early :))
Peri menopause.
I know...
I am off the blog roll!
I love you anyway...from one sister to another!

The Mom Jen said...

Oh sweetie, I hope you get some answers soon! My GI stuff is out of control and I see a GI doc thursday if I don't head to ER soon so I know the stress...mine's going on 4 months!

Anxiety brings on a whole slough of stuff, I had a month long migraine and after Catscan, MRI, and migraine meds, they put me on Lexapro...again (a few years back)

J'Ollie Primitives said...

Labyrinthitis (inner ear thing, sucks big time)

Thyroid,IBS, GERD, peri-freaking-menopause....please see a doc soon, just so we know that you are OK aside from the crappy symptoms...

Sarah said...

It could be your thyroid...but you said it was only for 4 days. Maybe it's just being overtired?

Annie said...

Stress, pregnancy....that is all I got!

I thought I was in toxic shock this week= yeah, that time, and I was hella dizzy and my symptoms fit all the side of my tampon box description. But, alas, I'm alive.

Amy Amy Bo Bamey said...

I don't know but I hope you get a answer soon. That stinks!

Jenn@ The Crazies said...

I am gonna also say stress... but I wouldnt rule out pregnancy! :)

Mary Jo said...

Sounds like an anxiety issue to me... as in panic attacks. I hope you figure it out!

Travis Erwin said...

I prescribe a doctor.

HappyHourSue said...

Whatever it is, I prescribe some Manny tea.

Go to the doctor - and you better not be pregnant cuz that'll interfere with our BlogHer '10 plans.

the Snarky Lady (aka Jessica) said...

Anxiety or vertigo is what it sounds like to me. I've had it happen just randomly and be nothing as well.

Mariah said...

I'm going with pregnancy, or vertigo. But it could be anxiety! Also you might need to look in gallbladder and Migraines. Migraines have all of these symptoms, but so does menopause. I think you are too young for menopause right? Well, whatever it is let me know becaus eI think I have it too

Terri said...

umm four kids; massive school & fall sports events and activites; major moolah jumping from wallets and bank accounts.

Anxiety, stress. Life.

I gotcha.

Hang in there!

because I said so said...

well, first I prescribe a pregnancy test....you know just in case...even though it is HIGHLY UNLIKELY. My tubes are tied but there is still a possibility...I know this because it happened to one of my BFF's. I also know someone that got pregnant w/ her tubes tied AND her husband was fixed (and yes it was his)..so there are no guarantees in that respect.

my second advice is anxiety. I am intimately aquainted with Panic Disorder....and trust me, that bitch is not your friend. She comes out of nowhere and bitch slaps your life into hell.

Mrs4444 said...

As stressful as it is, I'm glad your son will have his license before you know it and will take some of the edge off of your Running Around schedule.