My Therapy: Tease...

Therapy Disclaimer

I am a reluctant stay at home mom nearing the end of my term. I am a recovering "Suzy Homemaker". I curse. I say what's on my mind. I hope that I say things that other people are thinking, just don't have the guts to say. I hope to make people laugh at or with me. I hope not to offend too many people, but know there have been a few and am quite certain there will be several more.

So, if you are looking for a dysfunctional view on mothering, being a woman , and life- you may not be disappointed here. If you are still Suzy Homemaker and think that everyone should be, I might just make you want to vomit.

My computer was down for much of the day, but am I gonna let that get me down? No way! Wanna know why? Because I got presents today!!! Yippee! I was convinced that my SSS hated me and was just pretending she never received my name or the package 'got lost in the mail'.

Well, she didn't hate me at all! She must love me, since she told me she so in the card and my presents were BEE- YOU- TEE- FUL!!!

I love getting stuff! Thanks whoever you are, now I must go and start stalking and investigating to figure out who you are- all I know is that she is in Texas and she made my day today!

I will elaborate in detail my goodies tomorrow, but I'm still playing catch up today since I wasted way too much time doing this... I've seen it everywhere, so, original, I am not, but I couldn't resist...

I hope it works... it's been giving me a heap of trouble today... don't hold your breath... but here is the link, just in case...

http://elfyourself.jibjab.com:80/view/qroVpDnggxJPRWlYmZiW

Send your own ElfYourself eCards

13 comments:

Unknown said...: YAY your sss LOVES you cant wait to see the pix...and I couldnt see the vid so i will click the link; December 10, 2008 at 3:27 PM
Piece o' Coconut Cake said...: BWAHAHAHAHA! I swear, I peed a little when I made mine. Your kids must get a kick out of it. Olivia wants me to play it OVERANDOVERANDOVERANDOVER....; December 10, 2008 at 3:42 PM
Debz said...: Couldn't see the vid so I clicked the link and OMG!! The dog had me peeing my pants. I can't tell you how hard I laughed. Spit my wine right at my computer (which is alcohol abuse)!!
Jesus lord that was funny. The kids looked perfectly normal to me though. Isn't that the way they always dress?; December 10, 2008 at 4:02 PM
Ash said...: The dog - THE DOG! Brilliant.

Looks like your kids can at least dance on tables to support you when you get to the nursing home.

So smart having four!; December 10, 2008 at 4:14 PM
Jenni said...: Can't wait to see your loot...; December 10, 2008 at 5:20 PM
jill jill bo bill said...: Hey! I'm from Texas!!! Too bad I sent one to ***** and not you. But I DO love you, if that counts!!!!; December 10, 2008 at 6:06 PM
Unknown said...: Awww. I hope you find out who it is...or wait, maybe I don't . Will that ruin the surprise?

~Christy; December 10, 2008 at 7:06 PM
Jill said...: Oh I miss the Secret Santa... it's times like this that it sucks living overseas. I can receive mail via a US address... but I can't send out.

Bummer!; December 10, 2008 at 7:14 PM
Deb said...: Can't wait for pics!! I didn't get my SS gift yet, but am sure it is on its way...

Glad your computer is up and running again too!; December 11, 2008 at 4:28 AM
Annie said...: She was faking you out!; December 11, 2008 at 8:36 AM
Tiffany said...: Fuck! Now I'm the only one with a SSS partner who hates me. Damn you Tena! You're kicked out the box NOW.; December 11, 2008 at 10:28 AM
Aubrey said...: LOL
Did you delete it? I couldn't see anything. I have seen it around but I never get tired of it!
Can't wait to see what goodies you got!; December 11, 2008 at 2:38 PM
Susan said...: The dog kinda freaks me out... but it was so cute!!!!; December 11, 2008 at 3:15 PM