Wednesday, December 3, 2008

Back to being me

So, surprise, surprise! I didn't win anything yesterday (beware- there is some negativity and profanity and it might get ugly and I'm kind of a sore loser)- all of that compromising of my low standards, kissing ass, and "Merry SITSmas" shit for naught!

Don't get me wrong, there are some very nice people that stopped by and that are involved over there in the SITS bath operation, however (and this is where the ugly sore loser comes in), I am a rebel (not really, but I like to pretend)- but when many of the comments left are "Merry SITSmas"- it just seems insincere... I'm just stopping by and left this carbon copy comment on yours and 400 others' blogs- I can't say something original or about your content because I think your content fucking sucks and you're a little too edgy or honest for me or I didn't read it. If I wasn't banned from the SITS bath yet, I'm sure this will really put the nail in the coffin- way to ramble, Tena!

Have I mentioned I'm not good at being fake, no? Well, I'm not. I'm not a brown noser and have never been a suck ass. Maybe a good reason why I don't fit in a lot. People don't like honesty so much. Except for these people- they're looking for honesty and I'm busting at the seams. Please go there and vote for me -MY THERAPY and, hey leave a comment there and let them know if you think I suck or rock- just don't say Merry SITSmas!

Click to give BLOG4REEL vote!

On to other, less negative business... I received an award... from one of my few male readers, Heinous- YEAH! It is a manly award and is it a coincidence that the award I receive with a measuring tape on it is from one of my few visitors with a penis- I don't know? But, I'm not going to nit- pick- I LOVE AWARDS! I'd even accept one with a uterus on it! I laughed so hard when I read that- I truly think one of you tech savvy folks out there NEED to create one of those!

This award is for any blog that truly ‘measures up’.
1.)Say one nice thing to a man in your life.
2.)List at least six ways that you measure success in your life (or for your blog).
3.)Assign this award to six other blogs and leave them a comment telling the blogger that you’ve assigned them this award.
4.)Link back to the blog that you received this award from.

1.) I'm not good at this one- since my husband is the reason for all of my recent stretch (he's also the reason for all of my stretch marks)... my son received, yet another 'infraction' for talking about anuses in class and was reprimanded by his orthodontist yesterday for not cleaning his teeth well anyhoo, something nice about a man in my life... DAD- you are awesome- and I couldn't ask for a better dad and grandpa for my kids!

2.) success in my blog- hmmm...Appreciative comments. Staying consistent with my posts. Writing something that I'm not ashamed of when I go back and read it. Having made friendships with people. Someday making money- doubtful, but that would definitely be a measure of success- even a couple bucks!

3.) I think you're all great and feel a sense of sympatico when I read your blogs- sorry I think that means you all may be nuts, like me. We need to stick together!

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KimandCo said...

Welcom back! Is it ok to say Merry Fucking SITSmas, or is that too much?

The Mom said...

I bet I know someone who can make you a uterus award LMAO, *cough*!

Soxy Deb said...

Merry SITSmas! ROFLMAO!!!! I love living vicariously through you. You say things I wish I could sometimes. And that's saying something cause I say alot I probably shouldn't.
I voted for you and your frigging hilarious.
Glad your back to you!!

Mariah said...

I'm technologically challenged, but if I could make a uterus award for you I would. I highly doubt that it is a coincidence that the award with a tape measure came from a man. I agree I hate the generic comments. Fuck generic. Fuck carbon copy.
I'm going to head over and vote for you now, oh, and Thanks. Hopefully I can follow the rules :)

Deb said...

THERE you are, girlfriend. i was afraid you had accidentally walked into the lobotomy clinic when i read the whole sits deal yesterday (although your house does look beautiful).

i'll be a pretend rebel with you. although you are pretty damn close to the real deal.

Brittany said...

DUDE! THANKS! And I totally added you to my blog roll, how where you not there before?

Honeybell said...

I am a little afraid of you right now.

And I'm totally working on a uterus (uterii?) graphic for you tonite.

Denise said...

I left one comment at SITS yesterday and then it all got too Im with you on that one.

Ronda's Rants said...

You got my vote and congrats...I am trying to draw a uterus now!

Anonymous said...

Well if i hadn't had blogger tunnel ot blog elbow from all the damn posting I did, maybe I could have been more creative. Plus my shift key is broken and it was making it very dificult to CAPS the god damn SITS part!
So here is a more genuine, heart felt comment from me to you. Amd if I wasn't new to your blog and had made more than this comment I would have told you to Suck It! But I'll be polite until we know each other better. =)

Anonymous said...

p.s. apparently, my speel check is also broke.

Jenni Jiggety said...

Thanks for nominating me, Tena!

Happy SITS-Kwanzaa!

Heinous said...

It looks good on you. I think it's only a matter of time before your blog makes all your financial dreams come true. Well, if you're like me and merely fancy a pack of gum.

Ann said...

Hey Tena, you have my vote!

Eudea-Mamia said...

I would have commented earlier, but I had to go check the results.


Losers rule!


Amy Amy Bo Bamey said...

I love it....thanks for being honest!!

I want to see the Uterus award when it gets made :)

I think I say your face on the SITS blacklist they have LOL


As Beebs would say "Fuck It" ROFL

jaime said...


I give you an A for effort w/ the SITS peeps...but I would probably be a dropout myself, I can't see myself following rules like that. Also, I can't get past the sits bath...i had to do that way too often after giving birth. word.

now i must go vote!

Dawn@Embracing the Ordinary Life said...

I too am a sore sits loser...I got 1 comment, and I wasn't even added to the linky list...ugh. Makes my holiday suck even more (you'd know the half if you had read mine lately...ugh)

I think you do measure up...and am glad I'm not the only one with a potty mouth...only i use mine IRL and you use yours here!!

See ya Sista!!

Tiffany said...

Not cussing fucking sucks. Don't be going off trying to find "normal" friends. You can't leave us because we'll follow you like a bad smell. We're weird like you and we need to stick together.

Legal Diva said...

I am trying to catch up... so....
1) i probably am as nuts as you and thats ok
2) i like your trees
3) the snow is great, but I'm glad it doesn't snow here
4) how on earth do your villages not get broken?
5) are they dept 56?
6) thanks for the comment today :)

Laurie said...

Every time I need a laugh, I visit you and this one was priceless! I thought the "sits-stas" were perfectly nice too, but all that running around visiting blogs did me in because I actually DID read the blogs to make a relevant comment!

Actually, I found you through SITS, so I should not complain...but still.

Thanks for once again making me laugh out loud.

Jen said...

Thanks for the award. I'll join your crazy club anytime. :)

Sabrae said...

Well don't worry! lol Those people over at SITS wouldn't know thier ass from a whole in the ground!!! haha now i'm probably banned too!!! lol You should have won something for just showing some restraint! lol I gave you an awrd at my blog so go check it out! And you know I read your blog everyday!

ella said...

Yeah, I got a ton of the merry-bs/ copy and paste comments too. If I can't find anything to really honestly add a comment about, I don't comment.
I thought it was a success in that I found cool new blogs (yours), and I also saw the range of what's out there, good and bad.

Tiffany said...

Well, there is no blacklist at SITS that I am aware of...

Are we really that nuts to ask that there are no f- bombs in the 3 posts when we feature you and send 300 bloggers your way?

I happen to think your blog is hysterical, your a gifted writer. Use your talents for good.. not making people like me feel badly about trying to help women get their blogs out there.

It kind of has me questioning spending my day and night entering links trying to help women promote their blog only to have them pissed that they didn't get the comments or prizes they were hoping for.

And, Sabrae, last time I checked, I do know my ass from a whole in the ground.

Hope to see you in roll call!


The Daily Blonde said...

I suck. I did not properly thank you for the mention/award because, well, basically my head has been spinning like The Exorcist lately. Combination of hormonal imbalances, forgetting to do everything and quitting Pepsi 11 days ago.

Thank you for the award. I wrote a post on me being the not so good at doing that award thang. However, I will tell you that I love your blog, your honesty, and the fact that you are REAL. I also love your new boots. A lot. :)

As far as the rules of the game I never get around to playing:
I say something nice to my man daily...because (dammit!!) he's always nice to me. Even when I cry. He can't be real. My ex would have had me committed.
Six ways I measure success? OMG. That's too much thinking...but one way is that I actually remember to do something. Like this.

You rock, Ms Tena...........keep on being YOU

Annie said...

Oh, yes you did! YOu won Vegas crap from me! :)