Friday, May 1, 2009

Friday Fragments

Lookey here- two post in two days- we're on a roll, folks! Here are my Friday (weekend) Fragments... join in with your own at Mrs.4444's place!

***I just received this from the school...


Description: During All School Mass, a student who read petitions was mocked by Gabe when he pulled back the corners of his eyes to imitate her Asian features. Additionally, Gabe spent a significant amount of time talking during Mass.

He's dead. Just sayin'! I'm open for suggestions on a punishment!

*** Just to add some balance and prove that all of my children aren't evil... this was my daughter last weekend in all her angelic-ness

***I have come to the realization that my new haircut only looks good from the back. That sucks since I can't walk backwards all of the time- I've tried. I came to this conclusion when I saw the pictures of my misfit family taken at the First Communion. I couldn't decided which picture was the lesser of two evils... in one I'm running my mouth and probably barking orders, but at least my humongously inappropriate cleavage was not showing!

***Ironically, the same week that urine has infested my olfactory system (still having a problem with it, by the way)... I found out that yesterday was "Sense of Smell Day"- weird, right?

***My tongue is still numb from the filling I got yesterday- that can't be normal.

***Lunch... Mediterranean Minestrone- YUM!

***This water is yummy-Aqua Fina Flavor Splash- if there is something in it that's slowly killing me- keep it to yourself!

*** I'm "following" Bethenny from Real Housewives of New York City on Twitter. I'm pretty excited about it and I want her to respond to me- so please excuse my tweets if and when I sound desperate- I have a bit of a chic crush on her!

*** My fertile cyber friend Brittany over at Musings of a Barefoot Foodie squeezed, yet another human out of her over-active vag last night. I want to welcome Baby Foodie Gigi Marie to the world!

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Deb said...

but i LOVE humongously inappropriate cleavage at church!!

i love bethenny, too, so tweet away. just be sure to tell her hi from me.

Em said...

Make Gabe quit hanging out with Miley Cyrus - that ought to be punishment enough.

I'm with Deb, there's something so ying/yang to inappropriate cleavage in church - that, and a smiling hubs.

Soxy Deb said...

Ok first of all, you guys keep talking about inappropriate cleavage in church and I don't get it.
God would never have put pur breasts all "FRONT AND CENTER" if he wanted us to hide them.
That's my story and y'all know I love me some cleavage.

Congrats to Brittany and her Over-Active vag. (That sounds like a illness.)

Tiffany said...

I'm following a mixed martial arts fighter on Twitter. I heart him. BUT if they don't follow us, they can't see anything that we post to them can they?

Under the Influence said...

Yep, I totally get that moving the mouth thing in pictures. It's usually me, trying to get my kids to smile, stand up straight or stop making faces at the camera.

HappyHourSue said...

bwahahahaha...I have inappropriate cleavage also. And because they're real, I know it's mostly fat. Which makes them extra-annoying.

Your angel is adorable- and such a mini-me of you!!!!

As for Gabe, as long as you're punishing, you're on track. My husband never punished my stepson for anything and he's a nightmare now at 17.

Lee of MWOB said...

Oh Tena - you're in the groove - cleavage and all! Your family is friggin' adorable, you made me laugh out loud with the Aqua Fina line, and that smile on your little angel made me totally forget what your bad boy did to the petition girl. :-)

Happy Friday!

Mrs4444 said...

Yeah, I noticed smiling Hubby, too. Funny! You have a beautiful family, and yes, your daughter looks like an angel. Your son, though, needs work, apparently! (It would make me sad to know my son did that, too.)

The minestrone looks delicious!

No haircut pics??!

sistersledgekws said...

really nice fam pics!
Love your hilarious blog! Are you on twitter?

Kay said...

I have always enjoyed the famouse punishment, of what do you think it should be? Make them decide (obviously, you make the final go, but it I have always found it affective). Helps them think the next time-- If I do this, what would my punishment be and is it worth it?

You have a darling family and you are so full of life, I admire that!


You have the cutest kids in the world. AND they're darn good artists too!

Manic Mom said...

Love the family pictures. Cleavage is fine, it helps shake things up in between prayers.

Anonymous said...

My hair always looks good in the back and I figure that it looks good by comparison to the front.....after all, that is where my face is.

Annie said...

At least it wasn't huge cleavage and nipples. One or the other is passable.

I love Bethenny......gotta love straight talk!